Ask Lyra

Sep 26

Anonymous asked: Oh colt... OOOOH COLT. Gilda is gonna be needing a lot of comforting. A lot and lot of comforting. Well, I guess that's just the way how things go in Ponyville, huh?

So I’ve seen…

Even I don’t rightly know what to do about this one…

everpresentshades-blog asked: Wait, Celestia would PUNISH her? Is there a law against memory spells? She didn't cast it on other people, she just did something really stupid to herself.

Those with positions of power must be held to a higher level of responsibility than those without.

Silly mare could have lobotomized herself. That wouldn’t be very generous, would it?

garyyo asked: but, but, but, minty, we have been through so much together. besides the other guy is an anon, you cant contact an anon, thats just silly.

Sounds like there’s nothing you can do about it, then.

Try not to take it personally.

garyyo asked: hey, i thought only i could call you minty!

You actually sent me a message about this?

Well… That’s really not something I can control. You’d have to talk with whoever sent that message.

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rarityreplies replied to your post: Try your best to keep Sweetie Belle out of this.
If by the chance that I won’t be able to get my memory back..What caused her to be with you instead of with me?

Well… I’m not exactly the best one to ask…

I highly recommend you get your memory back, though. You’re making things very difficult on me.

Go talk to Celes- Princess Celestia. She might punish you, in some way, but she can fix this.

Anonymous asked: Hey minty, not only do you keep breaths nice-smelling, you are also a beacon of sanity in an Equestria gone crazy. Those two unicorns and their inferior non-pony lovers are doing nothing but creating problems for everypony else.

If only you knew how ridiculous you sound right now.

Thanks just the same, I suppose.

everpresentshades-blog asked: This may be the fun exception where the As the Griffon Flies episode I write is actually less confusing than what is actually happening. To the point, I'm sure Sweetie is fine and I think this just reinforces the fact that Sweetie went ot the best possible home.

Hmm…

Ah… We’ll see.

letterstoapplebloom-blog-blog asked: Yes Miss Lyra...

There’s a good filly.

garyyo asked: i feel like i should be worried for someone. im just not sure who.

Rarity would be a good option.

askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: Keeping others in the dark about a problem only works for so long, and usually will only make the situation worse in the end. With that said, I hope that this little problem solves itself without any sort of incident.

Hm hmm. Funny thing; the opposite tends to be true with me.

I appreciate the well wishes, though, agent.

Anonymous asked: AHEM. My name is Doctor Frank Blank and as you can see by my oversize mustache and large trench coat, I am in no way Scootaloo and Applebloom in disguise. I was just wondering what all this here commotion is all about with a "Sweetie Belle" and a "Rarity"?

I’m not exactly in the greatest of moods right now.

Get off my front porch before I’m forced to ruin your evening.

everpresentshades-blog asked: Okay, can someone fill me in on the amount of idiocy Rarity has caused here/ I just got here and Gilda is flipping out, Basil and Rarity are smashing into Twilight's house and I think I just saw Derpy steal a bucket of muffins from Pinkie. Suffice it to say, I have no clue what is going on.

I’d recommend asking one of them. Probably shouldn’t mention it here, even now.

thegreatestandmostpowerful submitted:

Are you sure? Because if anything is wrong I’ll gladly help you.

Everything is taken care of, for now.

If you really want to help, go tell Twilight to fix this mess. She never should have told Rarity about that spell.

soundoflonesomeness asked: Wait what? What the heck is happening? Is Sweetie Belle alright? Where is she?

Everything is fine.

I tripped the circuit breaker to cut the power. Bon-Bon was a little upset, but I managed to trick the foals. Good thing Bon-Bon and I still have our smart phones.

Disaster averted, for now.

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: I have no idea what exactly is going on. But I am here and I will do anything possible to help.

You are such a nice ol’ bear.

Everything is fine, though. Shame we couldn’t spend more time together last weekend, though.