Ask Lyra

Sep 30

Anonymous asked: you know, da kine?

Thank Celestia for Yahoof.

Are you asking me what’s good? Or…

I think that could mean anything!

Anonymous asked: okole

Scroll down to the forth entry.

theblackstrawberry asked: only 2... what happens when i run out? can i renew my admiration points?

Sure!

Just sign this dotted line…

Don’t bother to read the contract. It doesn’t say anything important!

treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: *head grows big and talks like Heavy* NO! *head shrinks back to normal and flies off by spinning my leaf*

Oh asterisks, you so crazy.

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Is that somepony else Rarity?

Not who I had in mind at the time, no.

You don’t have much of a hoof in that matter.

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra Pony is the best pony.

Thanks.

How many you got left?

treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: Hm, I see. I usually prefer not to ask what's wrong anyways, to be honest. Sometimes, I feel as if it's not really something I should know, ya know? Like... I shouldn't be barging in on other pony's businesses :U Anyways, doing fine, things uneventful around me as of late.

Trade you?

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I'm making an effort to be less cold and heartless. The books on this said I should ask how somepony is doing, so I picked a pony at random. And I'm glad to hear that you're doing okay.

Makes sense.

I suppose I should return the pleasantry. Though to be honest, I’m more concerned with somepony else you know.

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: So how have you been lately, Lyra?

Somehow, I didn’t expect it to come from you.

In the grand scheme of things, I’m alright.

treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: 'ey *strokes your mane* How's it going? o:

Not as well as I was.

And no, that isn’t an open invitation to ask me what’s wrong either.

Or to ask me anyway just to be poetically ironic.

How are you?

askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: Trust me Lyra~ it's very romantic~ I would play that song with my coltfriend if it had words~

Well, I’m uploading a romantic tune right now. Sort of coincidence, sort of not.

Sep 29

everpresentshades-blog asked: I've seen in a bunch of cartoons that if you lose your memory you can just hit the person over the head and they'll get it back. I propose Gilda proceeds with this experiment and we see how it goes.

Or they could just go to Princess Celestia and have her cast the stupid spell.

You know, like I suggested two days ago.

everpresentshades-blog asked: Hey uh, good on you for trying to keep things moving with Rarity, but perhaps antagonizing the gigantic dragon is a bad idea.

I haven’t done anything yet.

But I will if this isn’t solved. I need an excuse better than, ‘Somepony is better off if you didn’t exist.’

Anonymous asked: But aren't you always sitting wrong?

Subjective.

I was basically sitting with no lower back support.

Exactly like how I’m sitting right now… Hold on. I have a special cushion for this.

There we go!