Ask Lyra

Sep 30

askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: A blanket would be nice~ I sleep on the floor alot to~ but it's a cloud so everywhere is soft~

Okay, good luck with that blanket I gave you.

And, sorry, but could you please not loiter around my house in the dead of night? It’s kinda creepy.

theblackstrawberry asked: I might end up just falling asleep on your lap again... like that time when you played deus ex. i feel very calm and relaxed around you.

That’d be alright.

Tomorrow or this weekend, then.

patchoulol asked: Not even if I were hypothetically a unicorn?

Unless there’s a horn sticking out of your head capable of both harnessing the magic stored in your body, and funneling magic in the air back into your body, no.

theblackstrawberry asked: May I hang out with you tomorrow? I enjoy hang out with Lyra days...

Sure!

askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: C-Could I come inside for now~ it's very cold out here~

We don’t have any room. I sleep on the floor as is.

Sorry.

I could give you a blanket.

patchoulol asked: Metaphorically a unicorn? Definitely. Literally a unicorn? Undecided.

If you aren’t literally a unicorn, you probably can’t use magic.

Or at least I can’t help you.

theblackstrawberry asked: are you busy tomorrow or this weekend?

No…

I originally had work scheduled for Thursday and Friday… They were both canceled…

askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: I-it moves around alot~ so I usually look for it myself~ but I can't pinpoint the location~

Well, if it isn’t too far away I can probably levitate you up to it once you find it.

patchoulol asked: I'm fairly certain colorsymphony lives in my dimension, though I haven't quite mastered the telekinetic manipulation of objects or persons yet. Any advice?

Are you a unicorn?

colorsymphony-deactivated201202 asked: Can you levitate me to school tomorrow?

Do you live in Ponyville?

theblackstrawberry asked: What are you up to?

Not going to sleep yet like I should.

askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: Yeah~ but my wings are all cramped up~ I can fly to my cloud~ so ive been on you lawn trying to figure out something to do~

Well, maybe I can levitate you back up. Where is the cloud?

Anonymous asked: It's too hot..

This baby can take temperatures up to nine thousand degrees!

patchoulol asked: Fair enough! I'm mostly just glad your answer didn't involve radical feminism or seaponies. Not sure how I'd have felt about radical seaponies, though...

Nah. It just doesn’t have a very compelling arc.

Disneigh is guilty of that more often than not.

Anonymous asked: How much does a Lyre cost?

Varies wildly.

You can get one pretty cheap; twenty/thirty bits. But if you’re looking to record or perform in a concert hall or something, you’ll probably want a concert-style cithara. Those can be upwards of a hundred bits.