Anonymous asked: do you really want to be a human
B: And exactly what is this one about?
I… I got nothin’…
B: Suit yourself.
gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: Lyra your sidebar is really amazing...good stuff!
B: They really are pretty good, Lyra. A lot better than back at the castle.
They’re just recordings, they aren’t live or anything… I splice sections together to get them to sound right…
B: All that means is you’ve found a way to present yourself better. Should have been doing that years ago.
Anonymous asked: LYRA YOU SAID PRICK AND THAT'S AN OFFENSIVE WORD
Sorry!
B: You baby these foals too much, Lyra.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Hay Liera wut is goin on poni?
B: The [omitted] did that mare say?
I have a house “guest” right now. Nothing to be concerned about.
askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: This CUE agent seems to be pretty depressing. I'm guessing they never were given any training on trying to be considerate of the feelings of the public.
B: Two sentences and I already don’t like this guy.
Lay off! He’s had a hard life!
B: Are you talking about him, me, or having gender confusion about yourself?
Anonymous asked: Really? I think you would look quiet good with a chin. A huge chin!
B: Quiet good? We got us a winner here.
If you’re just going to be a prick, you can get up and go.
B: He’s the one asking for you to get a chin implant and look like a stallion.
theblackstrawberry asked: Mr. Suit, you better check yourself, before you wreck yourself, you friendless little colt.
B: Get a grip. I’m just saying take a step back. Breathe. Either way, Lyra isn’t exactly the best pony to be using as an emotional crutch.
He’s… He’s kinda right, Strawberry. If something happens to me, I don’t want you to kill yourself or anything. I’d feel horrible!
askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: so have you been working on any new music?
Not today, no.
Anonymous asked: What's with the other voice? Are you Deadpool?
No. There’s somepony else in the room with me.
theblackstrawberry asked: It's okay, I just didn't want you to disappear... I'm just going to bring a pillow.
I’m not going anywhere, I promise.
…
Nothing to add this time?
B: I wouldn’t make promises I couldn’t keep if I were you.
… How… How can you say that…?
B: No one is promised tomorrow, Lyra. And this guy seems a little too attached to you.
Anonymous asked: Are you at least able to play video games or go the bathroom in private? Would you rather be in the hospital with a broken leg than stuck in your current situation? Have you ever considered getting a chin surgically implanted?
B: Not like it would matter if-
Don’t. I’m not playing. I’m not joking. I swear to Celestia, don’t say another word about it.
B: Fine.
I’ve never considered getting chin surgery, no.
velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: Ya'know, you should sing a song, I bet that would make you feel better!
B: You really don’t want to hear her sing.
[omitted] you!
B: You need to chill out.
Easy for you to say! You aren’t responsible for the death of a dragon and ruining somepony’s life!
B: Not recently, no.
Anonymous asked: How are you coping with balding?
B: You should try tearing less of your hair out.
Would you just go?!
B: You’re just lucky I’m the one here.
theblackstrawberry asked: Monday evening is fine... Would it be possible to spend the night?
I guess so. There still isn’t really any place to sleep.
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry I had Celestia jump all over this.
She would have got involved one way or the other.
I just didn’t expect her to act in person.