colfaxstormrider asked: You don't know me, which is probably for the best... but I've been observing the goings on here for a while now and would like to extend to you an offer for any aid you may need, please feel free to call upon me any time and don't worry about your "friends", I'm sure I can think up quite a few ways to keep them occupied... Now if you'll excuse me, I think I have a fire to put out in the back of the workshop... again.
B: You contacting third parties now?
No. Whoever this is, thank you for the offer, but I’d rather you didn’t get involved.
garyyo asked: minty, err.. lyra. lyra whats this guy and doing who is he? he is making all your answers sound sad, i thought you were a happy pony. i dont like this guy.
It’s not his fault. I’m not exactly in a happy mood.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: OMG Lyra. Dis dood souns lik a giantagic prep. u huff mai goffik sauroness.
B: What is she saying at the end? I get seriousness, but-
I haven’t a clue.
hornuraakemi asked: Any chance I could still visit you? Will you please see my show Monday?
Will you still be here tomorrow, or Monday?
B: That’s not really up to me, now is it?
Anonymous asked: So has this colt being poking fun at personal things about you... Like the fact you're a mint that has adopted a marshmallow, or the fact you're a mint dating a teddy bear?
B: A bear? Is what what you’re up to these days?
Celestia [omitted] all to [omitted]…
B: My word… Is he a big bear?
Ugh…
B: Goodness me, that is big.
Just shut up…
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Dat sux. U wanna barrow mai gun?
B: A gun?
B: Would you like to borrow this mare’s gun, Lyra?
…
B: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that-Would you like to kill me? Not like I’m taking time out of my day or anything to be here.
…
B: I didn’t think so, but I just wanted to check.
Anonymous asked: do you really want to be a human
B: And exactly what is this one about?
I… I got nothin’…
B: Suit yourself.
gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: Lyra your sidebar is really amazing...good stuff!
B: They really are pretty good, Lyra. A lot better than back at the castle.
They’re just recordings, they aren’t live or anything… I splice sections together to get them to sound right…
B: All that means is you’ve found a way to present yourself better. Should have been doing that years ago.
Anonymous asked: LYRA YOU SAID PRICK AND THAT'S AN OFFENSIVE WORD
Sorry!
B: You baby these foals too much, Lyra.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Hay Liera wut is goin on poni?
B: The [omitted] did that mare say?
I have a house “guest” right now. Nothing to be concerned about.
askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: This CUE agent seems to be pretty depressing. I'm guessing they never were given any training on trying to be considerate of the feelings of the public.
B: Two sentences and I already don’t like this guy.
Lay off! He’s had a hard life!
B: Are you talking about him, me, or having gender confusion about yourself?
theblackstrawberry asked: Mr. Suit, you better check yourself, before you wreck yourself, you friendless little colt.
B: Get a grip. I’m just saying take a step back. Breathe. Either way, Lyra isn’t exactly the best pony to be using as an emotional crutch.
He’s… He’s kinda right, Strawberry. If something happens to me, I don’t want you to kill yourself or anything. I’d feel horrible!
Anonymous asked: Really? I think you would look quiet good with a chin. A huge chin!
B: Quiet good? We got us a winner here.
If you’re just going to be a prick, you can get up and go.
B: He’s the one asking for you to get a chin implant and look like a stallion.
askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: so have you been working on any new music?
Not today, no.
Anonymous asked: What's with the other voice? Are you Deadpool?
No. There’s somepony else in the room with me.