askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: OMG Lyra. Dis dood souns lik a giantagic prep. u huff mai goffik sauroness.
B: What is she saying at the end? I get seriousness, but-
I haven’t a clue.
hornuraakemi asked: Any chance I could still visit you? Will you please see my show Monday?
Will you still be here tomorrow, or Monday?
B: That’s not really up to me, now is it?
Anonymous asked: So has this colt being poking fun at personal things about you... Like the fact you're a mint that has adopted a marshmallow, or the fact you're a mint dating a teddy bear?
B: A bear? Is what what you’re up to these days?
Celestia [omitted] all to [omitted]…
B: My word… Is he a big bear?
Ugh…
B: Goodness me, that is big.
Just shut up…
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Dat sux. U wanna barrow mai gun?
B: A gun?
B: Would you like to borrow this mare’s gun, Lyra?
…
B: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that-Would you like to kill me? Not like I’m taking time out of my day or anything to be here.
…
B: I didn’t think so, but I just wanted to check.
Anonymous asked: do you really want to be a human
B: And exactly what is this one about?
I… I got nothin’…
B: Suit yourself.
gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: Lyra your sidebar is really amazing...good stuff!
B: They really are pretty good, Lyra. A lot better than back at the castle.
They’re just recordings, they aren’t live or anything… I splice sections together to get them to sound right…
B: All that means is you’ve found a way to present yourself better. Should have been doing that years ago.
Anonymous asked: LYRA YOU SAID PRICK AND THAT'S AN OFFENSIVE WORD
Sorry!
B: You baby these foals too much, Lyra.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Hay Liera wut is goin on poni?
B: The [omitted] did that mare say?
I have a house “guest” right now. Nothing to be concerned about.
askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: This CUE agent seems to be pretty depressing. I'm guessing they never were given any training on trying to be considerate of the feelings of the public.
B: Two sentences and I already don’t like this guy.
Lay off! He’s had a hard life!
B: Are you talking about him, me, or having gender confusion about yourself?
theblackstrawberry asked: Mr. Suit, you better check yourself, before you wreck yourself, you friendless little colt.
B: Get a grip. I’m just saying take a step back. Breathe. Either way, Lyra isn’t exactly the best pony to be using as an emotional crutch.
He’s… He’s kinda right, Strawberry. If something happens to me, I don’t want you to kill yourself or anything. I’d feel horrible!
Anonymous asked: Really? I think you would look quiet good with a chin. A huge chin!
B: Quiet good? We got us a winner here.
If you’re just going to be a prick, you can get up and go.
B: He’s the one asking for you to get a chin implant and look like a stallion.
askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: so have you been working on any new music?
Not today, no.
Anonymous asked: What's with the other voice? Are you Deadpool?
No. There’s somepony else in the room with me.
theblackstrawberry asked: It's okay, I just didn't want you to disappear... I'm just going to bring a pillow.
I’m not going anywhere, I promise.
…
Nothing to add this time?
B: I wouldn’t make promises I couldn’t keep if I were you.
… How… How can you say that…?
B: No one is promised tomorrow, Lyra. And this guy seems a little too attached to you.
Anonymous asked: Are you at least able to play video games or go the bathroom in private? Would you rather be in the hospital with a broken leg than stuck in your current situation? Have you ever considered getting a chin surgically implanted?
B: Not like it would matter if-
Don’t. I’m not playing. I’m not joking. I swear to Celestia, don’t say another word about it.
B: Fine.
I’ve never considered getting chin surgery, no.