Ask Lyra

Oct 02

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: OMG Lyra. Dis dood souns lik a giantagic prep. u huff mai goffik sauroness.

B: What is she saying at the end? I get seriousness, but-

I haven’t a clue.

hornuraakemi asked: Any chance I could still visit you? Will you please see my show Monday?

Will you still be here tomorrow, or Monday?

B: That’s not really up to me, now is it?

Anonymous asked: So has this colt being poking fun at personal things about you... Like the fact you're a mint that has adopted a marshmallow, or the fact you're a mint dating a teddy bear?

B: A bear? Is what what you’re up to these days?

Celestia [omitted] all to [omitted]…

B: My word… Is he a big bear?

Ugh…

B: Goodness me, that is big.

Just shut up…

Oct 01

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Dat sux. U wanna barrow mai gun?

B: A gun?

B: Would you like to borrow this mare’s gun, Lyra?

B: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that-Would you like to kill me? Not like I’m taking time out of my day or anything to be here.

B: I didn’t think so, but I just wanted to check.

Anonymous asked: do you really want to be a human

B: And exactly what is this one about?

I… I got nothin’…

B: Suit yourself.

gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: Lyra your sidebar is really amazing...good stuff!

B: They really are pretty good, Lyra. A lot better than back at the castle.

They’re just recordings, they aren’t live or anything… I splice sections together to get them to sound right…

B: All that means is you’ve found a way to present yourself better. Should have been doing that years ago.

Anonymous asked: LYRA YOU SAID PRICK AND THAT'S AN OFFENSIVE WORD

Sorry!

B: You baby these foals too much, Lyra.

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Hay Liera wut is goin on poni?

B: The [omitted] did that mare say?

I have a house “guest” right now. Nothing to be concerned about.

askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: This CUE agent seems to be pretty depressing. I'm guessing they never were given any training on trying to be considerate of the feelings of the public.

B: Two sentences and I already don’t like this guy.

Lay off! He’s had a hard life!

B: Are you talking about him, me, or having gender confusion about yourself?

theblackstrawberry asked: Mr. Suit, you better check yourself, before you wreck yourself, you friendless little colt.

B: Get a grip. I’m just saying take a step back. Breathe. Either way, Lyra isn’t exactly the best pony to be using as an emotional crutch.

He’s… He’s kinda right, Strawberry. If something happens to me, I don’t want you to kill yourself or anything. I’d feel horrible!

Anonymous asked: Really? I think you would look quiet good with a chin. A huge chin!

B: Quiet good? We got us a winner here.

If you’re just going to be a prick, you can get up and go.

B: He’s the one asking for you to get a chin implant and look like a stallion.

askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: so have you been working on any new music?

Not today, no.

Anonymous asked: What's with the other voice? Are you Deadpool?

No. There’s somepony else in the room with me.

theblackstrawberry asked: It's okay, I just didn't want you to disappear... I'm just going to bring a pillow.

I’m not going anywhere, I promise.

Nothing to add this time?

B: I wouldn’t make promises I couldn’t keep if I were you.

How… How can you say that…?

B: No one is promised tomorrow, Lyra. And this guy seems a little too attached to you.

Anonymous asked: Are you at least able to play video games or go the bathroom in private? Would you rather be in the hospital with a broken leg than stuck in your current situation? Have you ever considered getting a chin surgically implanted?

B: Not like it would matter if-

Don’t. I’m not playing. I’m not joking. I swear to Celestia, don’t say another word about it.

B: Fine.

I’ve never considered getting chin surgery, no.