askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: D-Do you take song requests?~ or do you work on your own~
I have a folder I keep sheet music I’ve been submitted in. Sometimes I pull from that, sometimes I pick something out myself.
Anonymous asked: At least it seems like you and your.. buddy.. are getting along better! ~ ask-seapony-lyra
He’s an old friend. He’s just trying to get my goat and stop me from moping about.
B: That’s not to say I’m not prepared to do my job either.
Not not?
B: Now who’s trying to get who’s goat?
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: It uz siriusness ok!?7 BTW Lyro u tail dat prep 2 go anh exploud.
Go explode, prep.
B: I’ll be sure to.
johnstargazer asked: Well, my bad Fanfiction-ese is a bit rusty, but I believe Raven-whatever said: "My word, Lyra! This person seems to be quite unpleasant. You have my condolences."
B: Hey! You could answer this with a clip from that old Hong Kong Phooey show! The opening, just before the theme song, where he says-
“Could be!” Yeah, I’ve done it before.
B: Oh…
Anonymous asked: I read it as "gothic sourness", but that still doesn't make sense. Anyway, I must concur with the land kitty: You are my favorite pony that looks like me and has the same name (or, if we're going with birth names, a similar name) ~ ask-seapony-lyra
B: Seapony?
That’s not that half of it.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra pony, is the best pony. So stuff it Mr. Suit.
B: I’ve never worn a suit in my life. And while ‘best’ seems a little… presumptuous, all things considered, she certainly is quite a mare.
Thanks…
colfaxstormrider asked: You don't know me, which is probably for the best... but I've been observing the goings on here for a while now and would like to extend to you an offer for any aid you may need, please feel free to call upon me any time and don't worry about your "friends", I'm sure I can think up quite a few ways to keep them occupied... Now if you'll excuse me, I think I have a fire to put out in the back of the workshop... again.
B: You contacting third parties now?
No. Whoever this is, thank you for the offer, but I’d rather you didn’t get involved.
garyyo asked: minty, err.. lyra. lyra whats this guy and doing who is he? he is making all your answers sound sad, i thought you were a happy pony. i dont like this guy.
It’s not his fault. I’m not exactly in a happy mood.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: OMG Lyra. Dis dood souns lik a giantagic prep. u huff mai goffik sauroness.
B: What is she saying at the end? I get seriousness, but-
I haven’t a clue.
hornuraakemi asked: Any chance I could still visit you? Will you please see my show Monday?
Will you still be here tomorrow, or Monday?
B: That’s not really up to me, now is it?
Anonymous asked: So has this colt being poking fun at personal things about you... Like the fact you're a mint that has adopted a marshmallow, or the fact you're a mint dating a teddy bear?
B: A bear? Is what what you’re up to these days?
Celestia [omitted] all to [omitted]…
B: My word… Is he a big bear?
Ugh…
B: Goodness me, that is big.
Just shut up…
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Dat sux. U wanna barrow mai gun?
B: A gun?
B: Would you like to borrow this mare’s gun, Lyra?
…
B: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that-Would you like to kill me? Not like I’m taking time out of my day or anything to be here.
…
B: I didn’t think so, but I just wanted to check.
Anonymous asked: do you really want to be a human
B: And exactly what is this one about?
I… I got nothin’…
B: Suit yourself.
gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: Lyra your sidebar is really amazing...good stuff!
B: They really are pretty good, Lyra. A lot better than back at the castle.
They’re just recordings, they aren’t live or anything… I splice sections together to get them to sound right…
B: All that means is you’ve found a way to present yourself better. Should have been doing that years ago.
Anonymous asked: LYRA YOU SAID PRICK AND THAT'S AN OFFENSIVE WORD
Sorry!
B: You baby these foals too much, Lyra.