Ask Lyra

Oct 02

lffb100 asked: Hi lyra! Are you doing any new music?

Not at the moment, but I should probably get back to work on something larger I had put on hold.

Especially now that I’ve got the drums sounding better. No better time before now.

Anonymous asked: How would you cope if you suddenly became bald?

Wigs, probably.

Anonymous asked: That anon is lying. Basil isn't dead. At least not yet so don't give up hope.

Things certainly seem to have turned out.

Considering what he may or may not remember, I don’t know if that’s good or bad to be honest.

Anonymous asked: Oh. The dragon's dead now. Wonder if it's not too late to try and get some of his horde for myself.

If he dies on Equestrian soil without naming an heir… The money goes to fund the country… Right?

B: Right.

Anonymous asked: Would you please do a cover of the song "Miracles" by the talented music group known as the Insane Clown Posse?

If you can submit the sheet music, I might.

No offense, but I’m not terribly interested. So I’m not looking myself.

Anonymous asked: Lͦ͆ͯ̔̔ͤ̚͠҉͎̰̰̪̪̻̪ͅẏ͚̟̄ͨ͗̉ͨ͝r̶̢̻̱͕͇̘̦̺̻̀͡a͇̦̘͌ͮͫͫ ̴̧͖̍̈̊̊̓̍ͫ̏i̠̜͐̿͌͛ś̰̱̟̣͈̞͌̏͆̉ ̸̡̮̘̲̣ͦ̇̏̓̾̅̅̽͞a͖͙͈̥͊͋͝͞ ̧͚̗̻̱̟͓ͧ͋̈͑g̛̲̥̪̱̒́͘o̧̙̖̔̌̌͑̓̐o̡͈̙̻̓̓͝d̴͓̲̪̮͓̖̾ͩ̉͌͛̎ͮ̀ͅ ̧̧̛̥̦̻̤̎̆ͩ̍̄̾̾p̵̸̜̱̝̖̌̅̔́͆͢o̸ͧ͑͌͆̅ͣ̎̚҉͓͓͉̥n͓͓͕͈͈̩̔̀̾͠ͅy̸̭͇͙̏̌ͦ̐ͯ̓̌̓͗́͠!͓͔́̆ͩ̌͌̍̏͠͝ ̡̧̦̟̣̻̼̍ͩ̎̏̅̒̏̆ͪE̢̖ͯ̅͡v̵̥͖͈̤͚͚̩͕̈́̌͆ͫͪ̅̐͜e̢̢̗̩̘̣ͨ́̓͒ͫ̈́̿ͭ̚̕ͅr̪͉ͪͣͧ̿̂̑́ͤỳ̵̺ͥ̾ͤ̚p̵̤̙̟̥̤͔͛̉ͣ̂ͮ̐̒̎̍͟͞ǒ̶̹̗͍͖̼̼̺͈̎̀̓͊͘n̷̟̟̣͓̼̯̽͂̔͑̆͟ŷ̺͍͛͛̎̅̐͡͡ ̡̞͔̞̥ͧ́̃̉͊́l̟̖̩͈̓̏͆̅̏̚ő͍ͮ͋̃͜v̰ͨ̀͡ͅè̴̪͉̣͈̯͇̳̰͡s̸͍̯͉̙̋̏͌̊ ̵̠͈͚̤̩̤ͦ̊̀ͯ̾͗h̦̩̰͚̻̟̿̃͊͗̓ͮͯ̃͟ͅͅe͐ͣ͗ͪ҉͔͍͡ͅř̶̡̥̝̩͕͚ͯ̄͒ͧ̎͟ͅͅ!

Thank you?

B: What is-…

Don’t-Don’t worry about it.

garyyo asked: i wouldnt say you are the best pony, but i say that only because i have heard about some great ponies. but you are one of the best ponies i have met. our god-queen(s) sounds like she should be best poni, but i really havent met her so i wouldnt know.

B: I can definitely agree to that.

As long as it’s the right Princess Celestia.

askraincloud-deactivated2012012 asked: D-Do you take song requests?~ or do you work on your own~

I have a folder I keep sheet music I’ve been submitted in. Sometimes I pull from that, sometimes I pick something out myself.

Anonymous asked: At least it seems like you and your.. buddy.. are getting along better! ~ ask-seapony-lyra

He’s an old friend. He’s just trying to get my goat and stop me from moping about.

B: That’s not to say I’m not prepared to do my job either.

Not not?

B: Now who’s trying to get who’s goat?

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: It uz siriusness ok!?7 BTW Lyro u tail dat prep 2 go anh exploud.

Go explode, prep.

B: I’ll be sure to.

johnstargazer asked: Well, my bad Fanfiction-ese is a bit rusty, but I believe Raven-whatever said: "My word, Lyra! This person seems to be quite unpleasant. You have my condolences."

B: Hey! You could answer this with a clip from that old Hong Kong Phooey show! The opening, just before the theme song, where he says-

“Could be!” Yeah, I’ve done it before.

B: Oh…

Anonymous asked: I read it as "gothic sourness", but that still doesn't make sense. Anyway, I must concur with the land kitty: You are my favorite pony that looks like me and has the same name (or, if we're going with birth names, a similar name) ~ ask-seapony-lyra

B: Seapony?

That’s not that half of it.

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra pony, is the best pony. So stuff it Mr. Suit.

B: I’ve never worn a suit in my life. And while ‘best’ seems a little… presumptuous, all things considered, she certainly is quite a mare.

Thanks…

colfaxstormrider asked: You don't know me, which is probably for the best... but I've been observing the goings on here for a while now and would like to extend to you an offer for any aid you may need, please feel free to call upon me any time and don't worry about your "friends", I'm sure I can think up quite a few ways to keep them occupied... Now if you'll excuse me, I think I have a fire to put out in the back of the workshop... again.

B: You contacting third parties now?

No. Whoever this is, thank you for the offer, but I’d rather you didn’t get involved.

garyyo asked: minty, err.. lyra. lyra whats this guy and doing who is he? he is making all your answers sound sad, i thought you were a happy pony. i dont like this guy.

It’s not his fault. I’m not exactly in a happy mood.