Yeah…
Thanks though! I do try to be responsible!
askangeltherabbit-deactivated20 asked: I'm slightly getting tired of tumblr. How do I not get tired?
Talk to ponies to help get questions!
Produce content!
Find other things to do so you don’t burn out!
colfaxstormrider asked: I see that once again my intentions have been misinterpreted, I'm sorry if you took my apparently misguided concern as some attempt at intimidation... I'm afraid I've spent too much time away from polite pony society and it's had an adverse effect on my social skills... again, I apologize and hope you have a good night, I'll leave you alone... I suddenly don't feel very well.
You must think I’m pretty stupid.
But fine, I’ll let you start over.
colfaxstormrider asked: *smirks* Just checking... have a nice night. Sorry to bother you.
I’d say the same to you, but we both know that’d be lying.
It’ll be a cold day before I fear anypony again.
askthemadchekhov-deactivated201 asked: You are random cartoon horse, yes? Allow me to introduce myself, for that I am Chekhov Illsidad Vlilosevich Kurendad Vladimir Trotsky Hradson, or The Mad Chekhov for short. Sip of my friendship vodka?
Not even if I could over the internet, Mister… All I caught was Vladimir.
Not that I don’t appreciate the offer, but I have trust issues.
Anonymous asked: If grumpy-pants isn't gone, tell him to try a pair of happy-shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear.
Operating under the assumption that he may still be here, I’ll let him know.
colfaxstormrider asked: Hey, did you know your kitchen windows are unlocked? And you really should use more than a simple sliding bolt to lock your back door... just saying.
They aren’t.
And I do.
Just saying.
Anonymous asked: Is that grumpy-pants gone?
I can’t comment on that yet.
Anonymous asked: Are you Celtic? Have you ever considered wearing a kilt?
colfaxstormrider asked: So you're saying that you've never run into any kind of government bureaucracy where the front hooves didn't know what the back ones were doing? Besides, I never claimed to be higher or lower than anyone... I'm just a pony with a workshop where I build things, do the occasional repair job for somepony, sell parts once in a while, and sometimes, just sometimes, others bring their problems to me and I fix them. Ms. Lyra, my door is always open for you, I also build and repair musical instruments.
I’ll keep that in mind.
Anonymous asked: Do you like... mmmmmm... bananas?
I absolutely adore being asked the same question more than once. Especially when that question is a forced meme!
Anonymous asked: You still haven't had to deal with ducks though, right? Just remember Lyra, ducks are the point of a true, complete, utterly hopeless, irredeemable, despairing situation. However, I do believe anything without ducks still have the tiniest chance of being set as straight as possible, and I believe the same for your situation. Unless there are ducks in it.
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[Snort]
No! No! It’s nothing! I know what you were getting at and it’s not any kind of innuendo! It’s just… If you knew what I knew you’d realize how funny and true that sounds!
Excuse me-!
…
Oh Celestia- Ha ha ha ha ha! [Gasp] HAH HAH HAH! Bee would be rolling on the floo~r! AAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAA~!
Anonymous asked: Where was Sweetie during all of this?
The night things went south, I was taken away. She and Bon-Bon were at the house alone. I imagine she was terrified… but I haven’t talked to her about it yet. I know she was glad when I came back!
Yesterday we were all at the house. Bon-Bon, Sweetie, Me, and him. Sweetie stayed away from him and Bon-Bon was turned off by his demeanor; can’t say I blame her.
Edit: If anypony is curious about Tootsie, remember she doesn’t stay here on the weekends.
You wouldn’t believe how easy it is to make a murder look like a suicide.
Not at all related, just saying.