Ask Lyra

Oct 08

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: You're dating a bear? Congratulations on joining the ranks of odd relationships! Who is he?

I’ve been dating Boscov for over a month. How have you missed that?

w Lyra Werewolf.

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Rawr~

theblackstrawberry asked: It's okay you have a lot on your plate already.

I’ll get through it.

Anonymous asked: Fine, you're "not" gay. This does not change the fact, however, that you are with a bear. And don't you use that "he's so nice" argument. There's plenty of stallions out there who are just as nice.

I’ve dated a unicorn, an earth pony, and a pegasus.

I think I’ve earned the right to date outside of my species if I feel like it, thank you very much.

Oct 07

Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra, don't you mean FOAL mouth? Get it? Huh, huh? PONY PUNS.

Yeah… Lot of those going around.

Excuse me, I left my X-Colt on. I should turn it off.

Anonymous asked: Why a bear? Why not a mare? Bears can't understand what ponies, especially unicorns and pegasuses, desire. Does your horn ever get any attention at all?

I’m. Not. Gay!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

garyyo asked: i wonder how twitht gets treated at school...

W-… What?

What a foul mouth you have!

What a foul mouth you have!

thegreatestandmostpowerful submitted:

*giggles* I’m a fiwwy now, I don’t have a speech imped… impedi… impediment!

I’m pretty sure I never talked like that when I was younger.

I’d have probably been beat up worse if I did.

theblackstrawberry asked: I've been practising a lot of magic lately, I can't wait for tomorrow.

What happens tomorrow?

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Hai Tyra wat d hole iz ap wif u?

Do I-… Do I censor that? I mean… It’s not technically a swear…

Anonymous asked: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

You’re not Snails; you only wish you were.

hornuraakemi asked: Hi Wywa! How awe you?

Did you suddenly develop a speech impediment? There’s classes you can take for that, you know.

Anonymous asked: So you're sexually aroused by using a hair clip on your hair?

No, but it’s sort of magical. At least to me.

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, I remember reading somewhere that your magical power is sound manipulation/amplification. would it be possible to teach me how to do this?

I’m afraid not, no.

I’m not much of a spell teacher. I’m really not even that magical. I’ve just practiced so much with amplification and manipulation that it comes much easier to me than it would to most.

Somepony like Twilight could easily do better than I with a fraction of the experience.