Ask Lyra

Oct 08

Anonymous asked: Well, even if Krastos is BEARly alive, he's at least at the hospital now. Wait... Has anypony at the Ponyville Hospital ever worked on a bear? They might have problems finding their BEARings. Still though, they're professionals and will BEAR through it. I'm just gonna go chug some cans of BEER now.

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Is there a point to this?

velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: Relax, Lyra, that is just if you fall into a deep depression and forget the whole world around you!

It sounds like you want to be helpful.

Best thing you can do is just stop. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Thank you, I think.

As a heads-up, speech recognition software isn’t for everypony. It would likely be better if you just typed out your answers. Maybe used a stick or a toothpick if your hooves are too thick.

Unless you’re actually typing like that for some reason.

velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: I am assuming something has happened while I was away? Don't worry, Lyra, you got through tough times before! Or you could just live alone for the rest of your life, no offense towards you, of course!

Even I’m offended by that.

What a cold, cruel life you suggest.

hornuraakemi asked: (sorry for late response) Dang Lyra, he'll make it out OK. He just has to...

He does have to.

I’m afraid life will be impossible if he doesn’t.

velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: Miss Lyra, since you are here, how do you feel about me being a good date adviser?

You’re the kind of person that would just walk right on by someone being actively assaulted, aren’t you?

Timing is key. This isn’t the time.

Anonymous asked: Well, technically, you wouldn't be losing somePONY if Boscov died, which he won't. Bears are notoriously hard to kill if they aren't shot in the head, so I think Boscov will make it through this alright.

It’s an expression, but you already know that.

Tell me, do you make a marked effort to avoid saying everybody and anybody around ghosts? They’d probably find those terms offensive.

Thank you for the well wishes, though.

askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: You AREN'T going to lose him. That's the point that everyone is trying to make.

Heard similar things too many times, I’m afraid.

Who knows how long he was lying there?

someoscardude asked: It'll be okay, Lyra. *internet hugs for you* Be with him, that's all you can do right now.

And yet, couldn’t even do that. Here I am in a field staring at the stars, once again.

What a coward.

velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: Banana Phone?

How incredibly appropriate.

askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: Hopefully, Krastos will be fine. He's a bear. From what I've seen, they're pretty resilient creatures.

Here’s hoping.

Anonymous asked: How is Sweetie Belle taking this?

I imagine she’s unaware, as of yet.

Boscov got shot… and… and…

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I’m so afraid of losing somepony again…

[sob]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH~! It’s not fair!

[bang]

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[crying]

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra... your not alone, nobody is alone when they have friends. I'm sure everything will be fine.

It’s not the same…

I’m sorry, Strawberry…

Anonymous asked: Sounds like you're single now. Wanna go on a date? I'll even let you pay.

[omitted] you!

Just…

[sniff]

[omitted] you…