Ask Lyra

Oct 10

Drop it, alright?

I just had hot coffee spilled all over me. Do I have permission to be [omitted] off for a few minutes?

Thank you.

theblackstrawberry asked: oh... uh... *horn starts glowing and your injuries start healing* I learned how to heal...

Knock it off. It wasn’t scolding or anything.

askrustynail asked: So, who is Coffee, and what exactly did she do to get you all wet and sticky? =3

I like that you went in the mare direction, rather than the obvious. Equal opportunity player, I see.

Anonymous asked: ask lyra

Very profound.

Anonymous asked: Continue being awesome. <3

I’ll try. Kinda hard while wet and sticky with coffee.

Edit: Oh, can’t wait to get some kinda innuendo for this one.

theblackstrawberry asked: *a transparent version of strawberry appears, then solidifies* Hello Lyra! how are you?

I was fine up until that part where I spilled hot coffee all over myself. I believe you’re familiar with that part. It happened pretty recently.

Yes, I know you’re sorry. You can stop saying it.

Anonymous asked: what are you thoughts on dogs?

I love Winona! She’s really well-behaved!

Anonymous asked: Oh yeah, you're right. That is an old one. Just pretend that my previous message to you had lyrics from Alice Cooper's most recent album directed towards you to imply in such a manner that you're drinking coffee to stay awake and away from horrors.

I didn’t know anons had a nerve that could be struck.

Anonymous asked: Do you like trees?

I don’t have any particularly strong feeling towards them one way or the other.

Anonymous asked: Because you can't sleep, clowns will eat you.

That’s an old one.

theblackstrawberry asked: Where you at right now? I just learned to teleport a bit, and I wanted to see if I could teleport to you!

First floor of some hospital in Canterlot getting coffee.

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I don’t even really like coffee! Why am I doing this?

How about: ‘Pow’ or ‘Bam’ ?

There’s always next time!

soundoflonesomeness asked: Why do you say "Splash" when you link ponies to a previously answered question?

I don’t!

I just say something nonsensical so I can have text to hyperlink. Splash, Kaboom, Zap. Things like that.

What? Where did you hear that from?

From a thing, at a place, during a time.

ask-sweetie-belle asked: Oh, sorry I forgot to tell you earlier. Rarity wanted to stop by and take me out for a picnic. Is that okay with you?

Of course, Sweetie! Sorry I’m not there right now.

I hope everything goes well! And remember, I’ll see you tomorrow evening when I pick you up from school. I won’t be there tonight at all; I’m spending the night with Boscov at the Hospital in Canterlot.