Ask Lyra

Oct 11

Anonymous asked: hey scoots! whats up?

I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Anonymous asked: I DIDN'T PUT THOSE IN MY BAG!!

YES YOU DID!

YES!

YOU!

DID!

You tried to put them in your bag…

But Bon-Bon doesn’t LIKE anything in her bag, but her own groceries

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colorsymphony replied to your post: okay, i made this a good question.

EXCUSE ME?!

Come on, brony. You’ve said some weird stuff before.

Anonymous asked: hey sea po- wait a minute... your not sea pony lyra! who are you!?

Well, if this is Grity Lyra, and this is Silly Lyra, and this is Professor Lyra, and this is Band Lyra, and this is Normal Lyra

I have no idea. I was just the First Lyra (check the date).

Edit: Also this one, but I’m not terribly familiar with her.

Anonymous asked: okay, i made this a good question.

You remind me of Scooc.

Or Flappy the Flapper, but I can’t find his tumblr URL.

theblackstrawberry asked: *teleports back* sorry...

I know.

Just come with me and help me clean this crap off.

askrustynail asked: *Grins, broadly* As the lady asks. I know you're cranky regarding coffee, and I'm not gonna try to tell 'ya not to be. Can I get 'ya some paper towels or a sponge or something, though? Respect 'yer frustration, and recognize its validity, but attempt to move forward with the conversation, and the evening?

Kinda in a hospital the next town over.

Just give me a few.

jhalton3-blog asked: Hey Lyra! Tessy and I found a lyre in a magical underwater castle ball room filled with dancing ghosts... Was it yours?

Probably not.

I haven’t been home for half the day, but I doubt it.

Anonymous asked: do you enjoy cup noodles

I guess. If there’s nothing else to eat.

They’re at least cheap.

Anonymous asked: cracker music sometimes is

Whatever you say.

Anonymous asked: hey, do you want to be my girlfriend? i promise id cheat on you within a couple day.

I’m almost tempted to make a joke about somepony, but that would be horribly cruel.

Just go bother somepony else.

Oct 10

theblackstrawberry asked: I'm sorry... Good bye... *teleports away*

Strawberry. I know you can read this.

You better get your little [omitted] back here and take responsibility for what you did.

If you think I’m angry now, you have no idea how mad I’ll be if you duck out on me.

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askgildagriffon replied to your photo: Drop it, alright? I just had hot coffee spilled…
No You Don’t! How Dare You Be Annoyed.

I know, right?

askrustynail asked: I don't judge, and assumptions generally lead to not getting to hear deliciously juicy details. =3

Oh, we’re already having such a glorious night. Let’s not spoil it.

Anonymous asked: Lyra you have nice hair color, Ilike it

Thanks.

You know, I really like my mane. I probably spend entirely too much time on it.