Ask Lyra

Oct 11

Anonymous asked: do you enjoy cup noodles

I guess. If there’s nothing else to eat.

They’re at least cheap.

Anonymous asked: cracker music sometimes is

Whatever you say.

Anonymous asked: hey, do you want to be my girlfriend? i promise id cheat on you within a couple day.

I’m almost tempted to make a joke about somepony, but that would be horribly cruel.

Just go bother somepony else.

Oct 10

theblackstrawberry asked: I'm sorry... Good bye... *teleports away*

Strawberry. I know you can read this.

You better get your little [omitted] back here and take responsibility for what you did.

If you think I’m angry now, you have no idea how mad I’ll be if you duck out on me.

No You Don’t! How Dare You Be Annoyed.

I know, right?

askrustynail asked: I don't judge, and assumptions generally lead to not getting to hear deliciously juicy details. =3

Oh, we’re already having such a glorious night. Let’s not spoil it.

Anonymous asked: Lyra you have nice hair color, Ilike it

Thanks.

You know, I really like my mane. I probably spend entirely too much time on it.

Drop it, alright?

I just had hot coffee spilled all over me. Do I have permission to be [omitted] off for a few minutes?

Thank you.

theblackstrawberry asked: oh... uh... *horn starts glowing and your injuries start healing* I learned how to heal...

Knock it off. It wasn’t scolding or anything.

askrustynail asked: So, who is Coffee, and what exactly did she do to get you all wet and sticky? =3

I like that you went in the mare direction, rather than the obvious. Equal opportunity player, I see.

Anonymous asked: ask lyra

Very profound.

Anonymous asked: Continue being awesome. <3

I’ll try. Kinda hard while wet and sticky with coffee.

Edit: Oh, can’t wait to get some kinda innuendo for this one.

theblackstrawberry asked: *a transparent version of strawberry appears, then solidifies* Hello Lyra! how are you?

I was fine up until that part where I spilled hot coffee all over myself. I believe you’re familiar with that part. It happened pretty recently.

Yes, I know you’re sorry. You can stop saying it.

Anonymous asked: what are you thoughts on dogs?

I love Winona! She’s really well-behaved!

Anonymous asked: Oh yeah, you're right. That is an old one. Just pretend that my previous message to you had lyrics from Alice Cooper's most recent album directed towards you to imply in such a manner that you're drinking coffee to stay awake and away from horrors.

I didn’t know anons had a nerve that could be struck.