Ask Lyra

Oct 11

garyyo asked: didn't the cat just turn into a pony? pretty sure that excuses him from everything that has happened so far. well now that its ll cleared up its excusable.

I must be even more tired than I thought, because I know you’re not trying to tell me how to act.

Anonymous asked: my mom tapes my ______ ____

Music Recitals.

theblackstrawberry asked: Do you want to go home really quick? I could get you there...

No. I need to get ready to sleep. Going to be uncomfortable sleeping in a chair as is. Figure giving me extra time will help make sure I at least get some rest.

Sorry I yelled at you, Strawberry.

theblackstrawberry asked: *gets you a wet paper towel*

Alright, all cleaned up. Mostly.

Probably going to smell a little weird at work tomorrow, but good enough.

Thanks.

theblackstrawberry asked: *starts cleaning*

WOAH!

You’re already in the mare’s bathroom! Keep your hooves to yourself!

Just wet some paper towels for me, alright?

Anonymous asked: are you ready for the ruffneck bass?

Don’t really have time to look that up right now.

So, no idea.

Anonymous asked: hey scoots! whats up?

I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Anonymous asked: I DIDN'T PUT THOSE IN MY BAG!!

YES YOU DID!

YES!

YOU!

DID!

You tried to put them in your bag…

But Bon-Bon doesn’t LIKE anything in her bag, but her own groceries

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colorsymphony replied to your post: okay, i made this a good question.

EXCUSE ME?!

Come on, brony. You’ve said some weird stuff before.

Anonymous asked: hey sea po- wait a minute... your not sea pony lyra! who are you!?

Well, if this is Grity Lyra, and this is Silly Lyra, and this is Professor Lyra, and this is Band Lyra, and this is Normal Lyra

I have no idea. I was just the First Lyra (check the date).

Edit: Also this one, but I’m not terribly familiar with her.

Anonymous asked: okay, i made this a good question.

You remind me of Scooc.

Or Flappy the Flapper, but I can’t find his tumblr URL.

theblackstrawberry asked: *teleports back* sorry...

I know.

Just come with me and help me clean this crap off.

askrustynail asked: *Grins, broadly* As the lady asks. I know you're cranky regarding coffee, and I'm not gonna try to tell 'ya not to be. Can I get 'ya some paper towels or a sponge or something, though? Respect 'yer frustration, and recognize its validity, but attempt to move forward with the conversation, and the evening?

Kinda in a hospital the next town over.

Just give me a few.

jhalton3-blog asked: Hey Lyra! Tessy and I found a lyre in a magical underwater castle ball room filled with dancing ghosts... Was it yours?

Probably not.

I haven’t been home for half the day, but I doubt it.

Anonymous asked: do you enjoy cup noodles

I guess. If there’s nothing else to eat.

They’re at least cheap.