Anonymous asked: How do you pick up things without fingers?
Roughly fourteen thousand, hair-like setae.
I’m actually a gecko.
Anonymous asked: is the camera okay?
Is there a reason I’m being spammed with all this gobbledygook?
Anonymous asked: I JOINED MYSPACE ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO, AND IT'S A GREAT WAY TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS AND GREAT FOR NETWORKING TOO.
You remind me of Billy Mays.
gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: Just as good in practice too! Of course we can't do everything at 110%, but if you want something, you've got to work for it!
In practice, more often than not the best you can do isn’t enough.
Anonymous asked: mmmm Arby's Angus Filly Sandwhich yum yum
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I think I’m going to be sick…
Anonymous asked: Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play!
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Like walking into a conversation that’s halfway over.
gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: A metaphor on the grandest scale my dear! It simply means whatever you're going to do in life do it at a 110% and don't let anyone stop your dreams! *Wink*
Sounds good on paper, doesn’t it?
pokecatchsoul-deactivated201111 asked: Ahem then. heard of "magneto"? somepony tried to copy him. the one that syas about magnets? yeah, him.
I got the joke.
What did you expect me to do, though? Respond with some meme about the Juggernaut?
Somebody just made me censor another message.
Also, isn’t God the name of a theoretic god from the human world? As a proper name, I think that would be capitalized.
gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: Why yes it is! And I dare say that anon should hit it with a broom if it doesn't get up the first time. It might be grouchy at first but, isn't everyone just a little after being woken up?
I was following along up until you said hit it with a broom.
Anonymous asked: It's the end of the world. What do you do?
Die.
That’s kinda what end of the world implies.
Anonymous asked: Nothing can defy my magnetic power!
What about things that aren’t magnetic?
Anonymous asked: Do I dare disturb the universe?
On a cosmic scale, is that even possible?
Anonymous asked: who drew your ask box picture?
Ask box picture… You mean my avatar/portrait?
theblackstrawberry asked: First I would like to apologize again... I didn't mean to make you spill coffee on yourself... Second I want to ask how you are. Third I want to say to anon that Lyra is one of the greatest ponies I've ever met. She's been through so much and asks for so little in return and if I could I would just give Lyra my house because she deserves it much more than I do. So if Lyra was a mistake, then I am a bigger mistake.
[Audible sigh]
Strawberry, if somepony says you’re a mistake, they mean that your parents never meant to become pregnant and give birth to you. While used as an insult, that doesn’t necessarily mean it isn’t probably true about me.
Thanks, though. I’m alright. And stop it with the apologies! I’m showered off! Everything’s fine!