gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703 asked: Why yes it is! And I dare say that anon should hit it with a broom if it doesn't get up the first time. It might be grouchy at first but, isn't everyone just a little after being woken up?
I was following along up until you said hit it with a broom.
Anonymous asked: It's the end of the world. What do you do?
Die.
That’s kinda what end of the world implies.
Anonymous asked: Nothing can defy my magnetic power!
What about things that aren’t magnetic?
Anonymous asked: Do I dare disturb the universe?
On a cosmic scale, is that even possible?
Anonymous asked: who drew your ask box picture?
Ask box picture… You mean my avatar/portrait?
theblackstrawberry asked: First I would like to apologize again... I didn't mean to make you spill coffee on yourself... Second I want to ask how you are. Third I want to say to anon that Lyra is one of the greatest ponies I've ever met. She's been through so much and asks for so little in return and if I could I would just give Lyra my house because she deserves it much more than I do. So if Lyra was a mistake, then I am a bigger mistake.
[Audible sigh]
Strawberry, if somepony says you’re a mistake, they mean that your parents never meant to become pregnant and give birth to you. While used as an insult, that doesn’t necessarily mean it isn’t probably true about me.
Thanks, though. I’m alright. And stop it with the apologies! I’m showered off! Everything’s fine!
Anonymous asked: aloha
Salut!
Anonymous asked: I wish bicycles were for me
Why? If you’re in Equestria, we have carriages. If you’re on human earth, you have cars.
dreamofhircine asked: What about dolphins? I'm pretty sure they're incapable of emotion of any kind.
I’d like to think that any single, isolated entity could be made compassionate.
I’m no biologist, though.
Anonymous asked: Have you told Boscov you're pregnant yet?
That will never be an issue.
Nevermind that bears and ponies are incompatible.
Anonymous asked: Splash!
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Wait a minute… This is the best video I could find (that didn’t have swears)?
Anonymous asked: Besides the hospital, where else do you enjoy hanging out?
Heh heh. Yeah, I do seem to wind up in hospitals a lot, huh?
Mostly I hang at my house and others come to me. I need to visit Applejack sometime soon. She just seems too busy.
severingjuan-deactivated2013020 asked: hahhaa Im just messing with you Lyra ^^
Seemed like a legitimate question to me.
Anonymous asked: time for box setting
Anonymous asked: You were a mistake.
I’m an orphan that was found abandoned. That’s more than likely the case.