Anonymous asked: Magnetism, it was my greatest weapon!
Ugh… Alright? I believe you?
What do you want me to say?
Anonymous asked: Do you really think you're the first pony to ever have sex with a bear? Guess what, dumbflank, you're not. It's well documented in medical journals that the STDs bears carry cause sweating, headaches, itching, rashes, and eventually lead to pain during urination and needing to take medicine daily. There's even been cases where they've led to death. But, oh well, not like anypony will miss your stupid flank since it'll be your own fault.
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I get where this is going…
You think you’re going to get me to admit to having had intercourse with Boscov when I’ve never said anything one way or the other, right?
Guess what? Still isn’t any pony’s business.
Yeah, you’re right.
It’s just… That’s one of my fears in life…
Anonymous asked: Yeah, it's true. Bears have STDs which ponies can get.
How would anypony even know that?
Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra, since you're at the hospital, you might want to get checked for STDs. I heard bears are almost always guaranteed to have at least one.
W-… What…?
askbasilthedragon asked: I resent that, I am NOT a reptile, I maintain my own internal temperature AND my external anatomy is FAR more mammalian than reptilian. I have my legs directly beneath me, rather than splayed to the sides. Dragons are a class unto their own, with characteristics shared by both predatory reptiles AND mammals. No comment on the "creepy" bit. Can not exactly rebuke that at this time.
I didn’t even know you read my page.
Anonymous asked: How could you confuse your own lover with that creepy reptile?
I didn’t confuse the two. I just said the wrong word.
Ever done that before? I have.
Oh I’m sorry then : (
Don’t be sorry, just stop being so insistent and controlling. There’s nothing wrong with you, just how you’re presenting yourself.
Anonymous asked: Everything changes, but beauty remains...
And beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
And beholders can do some serious damage to an unprepared party.
Anonymous asked: Lyra, are you having an affair with Basil?
Not if we were the last two creatures on the planet.
Though to be fair, I could say that about a lot of pon-… people.
I don’t get your point
The point is, you’re being irritating.
Please stop being irritating.
ask-wizzerd replied to your post: Can you help me?
Don’t call me brony! First of all I’m not a human and second those guys are stupid!
Way to overreact over nothing.
axegloryworm asked: Do you like Bon-Bon for her deep voice?
I like her for letting me live in her house.
You know, because we’re roommates.
velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: Excuse me for involving myself, but are the kids quite troublesome, if you don't mind me asking, Miss Lyra?
Depends on the classroom. Also, I’ve never taught in a primary school before.
paemerbiksem asked: Can you help me?
With what, brony? To be more interesting?