Ask Lyra

Oct 13

Yeah, you’re right.
It’s just… That’s one of my fears in life…

Yeah, you’re right.

It’s just… That’s one of my fears in life…

Anonymous asked: Yeah, it's true. Bears have STDs which ponies can get.

How would anypony even know that?

Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra, since you're at the hospital, you might want to get checked for STDs. I heard bears are almost always guaranteed to have at least one.

W-… What…?

askbasilthedragon asked: I resent that, I am NOT a reptile, I maintain my own internal temperature AND my external anatomy is FAR more mammalian than reptilian. I have my legs directly beneath me, rather than splayed to the sides. Dragons are a class unto their own, with characteristics shared by both predatory reptiles AND mammals. No comment on the "creepy" bit. Can not exactly rebuke that at this time.

I didn’t even know you read my page.

Anonymous asked: How could you confuse your own lover with that creepy reptile?

I didn’t confuse the two. I just said the wrong word.

Ever done that before? I have.

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ask-wizzerd replied to your post: ask-wizzerd replied to your post: ask-wizzerd…
Oh I’m sorry then : (

Don’t be sorry, just stop being so insistent and controlling. There’s nothing wrong with you, just how you’re presenting yourself.

Anonymous asked: Everything changes, but beauty remains...

And beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

And beholders can do some serious damage to an unprepared party.

Anonymous asked: Lyra, are you having an affair with Basil?

Not if we were the last two creatures on the planet.

Though to be fair, I could say that about a lot of pon-… people.

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ask-wizzerd replied to your post: ask-wizzerd replied to your post: Can you help…
I don’t get your point

The point is, you’re being irritating.

Please stop being irritating.

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ask-wizzerd replied to your post: Can you help me?

Don’t call me brony! First of all I’m not a human and second those guys are stupid!

Way to overreact over nothing.

axegloryworm asked: Do you like Bon-Bon for her deep voice?

I like her for letting me live in her house.

You know, because we’re roommates.

velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: Excuse me for involving myself, but are the kids quite troublesome, if you don't mind me asking, Miss Lyra?

Depends on the classroom. Also, I’ve never taught in a primary school before.

paemerbiksem asked: Can you help me?

With what, brony? To be more interesting?

theblackstrawberry asked: is there anyway i can use teleport where it doesnt scare you?

Well, you could warn me and then actual do it while I’m still ready, instead of thirty minutes later.

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: I didn’t know you and Basil hung out!
What A Mistake To Make.

I’ve made worse.

Technically, it’s my fault for calling him Boscov instead of Krastos.