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Anonymous asked: Why is it so hard to just admit you have a teddy bear fetish?
You seem to have some difficulty telling the difference between a toy and a large mammal.
Either way, I wouldn’t call it a fetish. His being a bear isn’t what attracts me to him.
Anonymous asked: hi mommy :)
Oh my Cels! Flappy!
Why are you still calling me- Nevermind.
What happened to you?! Where did you go?!
Anonymous asked: HOLD IT! Based off of your initial reaction to the lie that bears have STDs, you seemed a bit frighted. If you didn't engage in sexual intercouse with Boscov, then what reason would you have to be afraid of STDs? You would have none! It can therefore be inferred that you did indeed have sex with that bear!
The only thing you can confirm from my reaction is that I intended to at some point in time. As I’ve mentioned before, I value the physical and emotional aspects of a relationship, so that shouldn’t be a secret.
I studied law for a semester, you’d be hard-pressed to force me into revealing information against my will.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: For what it's worth, bears and ponies have no STDs that the other can catch. The weird thing is that research has been done on this and published.
Well, that does put my mind at ease a bit.
Thanks for letting me know.
Anonymous asked: Lyra
Flappy?
Anonymous asked: Magnetism, it was my greatest weapon!
Ugh… Alright? I believe you?
What do you want me to say?
Anonymous asked: Do you really think you're the first pony to ever have sex with a bear? Guess what, dumbflank, you're not. It's well documented in medical journals that the STDs bears carry cause sweating, headaches, itching, rashes, and eventually lead to pain during urination and needing to take medicine daily. There's even been cases where they've led to death. But, oh well, not like anypony will miss your stupid flank since it'll be your own fault.
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I get where this is going…
You think you’re going to get me to admit to having had intercourse with Boscov when I’ve never said anything one way or the other, right?
Guess what? Still isn’t any pony’s business.
Yeah, you’re right.
It’s just… That’s one of my fears in life…
Anonymous asked: Yeah, it's true. Bears have STDs which ponies can get.
How would anypony even know that?
Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra, since you're at the hospital, you might want to get checked for STDs. I heard bears are almost always guaranteed to have at least one.
W-… What…?
askbasilthedragon asked: I resent that, I am NOT a reptile, I maintain my own internal temperature AND my external anatomy is FAR more mammalian than reptilian. I have my legs directly beneath me, rather than splayed to the sides. Dragons are a class unto their own, with characteristics shared by both predatory reptiles AND mammals. No comment on the "creepy" bit. Can not exactly rebuke that at this time.
I didn’t even know you read my page.
Anonymous asked: How could you confuse your own lover with that creepy reptile?
I didn’t confuse the two. I just said the wrong word.
Ever done that before? I have.
Oh I’m sorry then : (
Don’t be sorry, just stop being so insistent and controlling. There’s nothing wrong with you, just how you’re presenting yourself.
Anonymous asked: Everything changes, but beauty remains...
And beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
And beholders can do some serious damage to an unprepared party.