Anonymous asked: Can you teleport?
Nope.
ethepony asked: I am not the anon who said 'E:', I'm hanging out with Krastos at the moment.
Oh, I didn’t think you were.
Actually, I didn’t even pay attention to it.
I’m on my way back to the hospital though!
velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: You are a orphan? Well, i'm sorry for bringing that up, must be so hard for you on things like Father/Mother's Day and such.
Yeah…
Thanks for bringing that up too…
Anonymous asked: Lyra, I have a suggestion for the music you make. Sonic 1 or 2 Boss GAME GEAR? They aren't the same, but either one would be kinda great.
If you can find the sheet music for it, go ahead and submit it.
Anonymous asked: Lyra, where are your pair of pants at?
I left them in the drawing that depicts me wearing them.
Because it was a drawing.
velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: I say, Miss Lyra, where are you parents at?
I’m an orphan. I don’t know.
Why is this so important to everypony? Why do I keep getting asked?
Anonymous asked: How's Boscov doing? Better I hope.
Was feeling fine, last I saw him. Little pain, but not much.
I’m with Diamond Mint at my house right now, though.
Anonymous asked: What sexually arouses you?
You should know better than to think I’m going to answer this the way you want to hear it.
Anonymous asked: Maybe you and the other Lyra(s) were actually created in a cloning lab, and then distributed across different places in Equestria to see how different environments impact a pony differently.
You aren’t the first to suggest that scenario.
To answer you directly though, wouldn’t make any difference to me.
Anonymous asked: There's more than one Bon-Bon?
Mmmhm. The ones I know are…
Alternate Bon-Bon (I call her Kinky Bon-Bon).
Shake-your Bon-Bon! (Couldn’t find the drawing)
Anonymous asked: Funny enough, she has a lyre for a Cutie Mark just like you. Maybe you two are sisters that were separated at birth.
Yeah, and maybe the six or seven other Lyras are all related to me too!
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Anonymous asked: E: I meant "Olive Oyl", not "fat noble"
Hmm… I could see that.
Anonymous asked: Is Bonbon an actor or something? Her voice sounds different every time I see her. One time she sounds like a fat noble mare, another time she sounds like a vapid filly, and just recently she sounded like a fat noble.
Fat noble… Wow… I’d love to see her give you a hoof across the face for that one!
I always thought she sounded kinda like Ethel from I Love Lucy.
There’s more than one Bon-Bon, though.
Anonymous asked: Well, I don't have a picture of her, but her name is Skyra.
Huh… Weird name.
Almost like it was based off of the name “Lyra.”
Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra, I think I saw a pegasus cousins of yours. There's a pegasus in Cloudales who looks just like you except she's a pegasus so she has wings instead of a horn.
I’ve seen an earth pony that looked like me before, but never a pegasus.
Wouldn’t happen to have a picture of her would you?