Anonymous asked: do you know who spongebob squarepants is?
No.
Anonymous asked: Yes, you are green. But have you ever been green with envy?
Yes.
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I stole things as a child.
daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: Why would you be dead?
Don’t really want to talk about it.
Anonymous asked: Are you related to Mister Breezy? You both seem pretty Irish.
I’m green.
I get it.
Anonymous asked: Can I get a cup of coffee... black?
Coffee is Bon-Bons. I don’t really drink any.
So, no. Sorry.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever considered what things would be like if you were a colt?
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No… No I haven’t…
Things would probably have been a lot different, though…
Namely I’d probably be dead.
velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: I say, Lyra, I am not a musical expert, but what is your favorite note?
Uh… A single note isn’t worth much…
C, I guess.
Anonymous asked: if you had wings...
I wouldn’t be a unicorn.
Thanks for sharing!
Anonymous asked: Do you still hate Type?
I have more important things to worry about.
Anonymous asked: Mommy save me! Im at fun factory
I… Where is that?
What is that?
Anonymous asked: Like you would know what a clever pun is?
[Audible sigh]
Granted, I suppose.
I thought these two were pretty clever.
theblackstrawberry asked: One day I want to help you as much as you've helped me....
I’d rather you find a way to help somepony else instead.
Then they can help somepony else, and so on and so on.
Anonymous asked: Lyra, I never thought you would be the type to have secret lovers, but I guess you're a horse just like every other mare.
That’s not a clever pun.
65-super-blog asked: Reaticon to S2:E3?
Of that children’s show?
It was alright.