Ask Lyra

Oct 19

Anonymous asked: What I was saying earlier is why shouldn't some mindless beast die for the sake making a fine meal? I should have the right to eat whatever I please in this dog-eat-dog world, so long as I either kill it with my bare hands or I buy it from someone who killed it with their bare hands.

What’s mindless to you? I’ve seen squirrels mourn the death of another. What if something stronger than you decided you’re mindless and probably tasty?

When ponies think the way you do…

No. I don’t even want to think about that anymore…

There’s no justification for it, and there never will be.

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letterstoapplebloom replied to your photo: I’m not letting your foul mind put ideas into the…
Miss Lyra, what’d it say?

No offense, Applebloom, but you’re one of the foals I don’t want to hear that.

Anonymous asked: Salut!

Salutations!

I’m not letting your foul mind put ideas into the heads of impressionable foals.

I’m not letting your foul mind put ideas into the heads of impressionable foals.

paemerbiksem asked: Fluttershy was beating your boyfriend!

That wasn’t Boscov.

Boscov already said he didn’t even know the bear.

Anonymous asked: Do bears smell bad?

If they don’t bathe, I guess.

hornuraakemi asked: ...a Minister. I forgot all about that. Oh my gosh. Darn it. I'm... ARGH. I don't know why I volunteered to plan this... oh well, at least I'll never have to plan another one of my weddings again because I'm sure this will be my only wedding. I'm so nervous... I think my shaking can be seen from space.

I don’t think it’s too late to at least talk to somepony like Pinkie Pie, to give you a once over for the things you’ll need.

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soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: Hey Lyra! Jesus, Man!
In case you really didn’t get it.. youtu.be/t29K8HN…

Option C, huh? Oh well. Can’t get em all right.

hornuraakemi asked: I can't, not after planning for 2 weeks or so. I've gone too far to ask for help... But seriously, do you know who else are important in weddings besides maid of honors, bridesmaids, ring bearers, and the musician?

Catering… and somepony who’s ordained by the country to service a wedding.

You know, “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.” That sort of thing.

65-super-blog asked: Anon is random

No. Anon just likes to dig up references.

hornuraakemi asked: Yep, Octavia hasn't objected or asked to change the date yet. If anything, if she wanted to change the date, she'd make it a day or two later. I'm still stressed out over finding bridesmaids and ring bearers and... Who else are in weddings? I've never done this before! Agh!

Couldn’t you get Pinkie Pie or something to help? She’s an event planner, isn’t she?

askbitterchill-blog asked: Hey, Lyra, why was that anon going to blow up the planet, and could you ask if they need any help?

I dunno why.

And no I’m not asking if he needs help blowing up the planet!

hornuraakemi asked: Hi Lyra! How goes things?

I am so tired…

The wedding is still Friday night, right?

garyyo asked: hey lyra, which ending did you choose in Dues Ex?

So far, I’ve seen the moderate one and the restricted one.

Going to load up the first file to see the unrestricted one, and then see the last one once I beat the game this third time.