velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: I say, Miss Lyra, you tend to deal with some weird stuff, how do you deal with the fact some of the ponies on how are quite strange?
Strange isn’t bad.
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite position with the bear?
You know, if you had asked me before I got into a relationship with Boscov, you know, just generically, I’d have probably answered reluctantly but truthfully.
But I’m not doing it now. I don’t really care personally, but it’s not fair to point a hoof specifically at him.
I am familiar, yes.
Anonymous asked: Plan to have foals in the future?
Before asking a serious question, checking to see if it’s been asked in the Storytime tag can be very helpful to me and informative to you!
garyyo asked: i am not comfortable with what you may have censored out with skull....
Welcome to my world.
Anonymous asked: are Rhinoceroses relatives of unicorns?
Not even distantly.
patchoulol asked: I guess that makes you cool mint! ... I'm sorry.
I prefer Cool Spot.
talktofirebug asked: Lyra! "Practice" and "procrastination" do -not- go hoof in hoof!
Uh… Look at that!
Anonymous asked: MEAAAAAT
Unfertilized eggs are meat, if you’re feeling froggy, and eating those before fertilization doesn’t hurt anything.
Though, it’s sort of weird to do outside of a cake…
Anonymous asked: Will you take on me? (Or take me on?) I'll be gone in a day or two.
Remember that Family Guy skit referencing the song?
Anonymous asked: Whoa. Okay Lyra, I said I like to mess with you but there's a limit for me. That one with the bear... @-@ what... the... frick...
Yeah, I don’t know what the [omitted] is wrong with some of these ponies.
Well thank you very much! I appreciate it!
For the most part, all of it.
Anonymous asked: FiNe. Here's a question, why are you so cool?
Strife?
I never know how to answer this question.
Anonymous asked: As your boyfriend has a missing eye, do you ever penetrate his empty eye socket with your horn?
If I wanted to lobotomize him.
You idiot.