Ask Lyra

Oct 21

talktofirebug asked: Hey, if someone doesn't nag you, then no one will! ... also, it's some sort of memetic I see around the place: "i think a poni should poni poni". I have no idea what it's from, just that it's purpose is to be annoying. So i spruced it up a bit to give some rather specific purpose. I intend to only use it once. ... So, psyched for the wedding? =3

Mostly nervous. I’ve never done a live performance with this level of importance, let alone solo.

talktofirebug asked: I reckon a poni should practice practice. Don't you?

Nag nag nag. I’m getting to it!

And why did you spell it like that?

theblackstrawberry asked: i would agree with E's statement... I would love to hear you on the radio. you, in my opinion, should be the first choice.

I’m flattered, but I highly doubt too many would agree.

theblackstrawberry asked: I will hang out with you on saturday... please

Okie dokie, Lokie!

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: ...how's Boscov treating you?

Fine, thank you for asking.

We don’t spend as much time together as I’d like, but I’m so tired after work.

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ask-mrcake replied to your post: You are very important lyra, I would love to hear you on Big Mac’s podcast.
Here’s me betting he’ll take you before me.

That’s absurd. You and your wife are incredibly talented, Mr. Cake!

museia asked: What's a pony like yourself do equivalent to "dropping it like its hot?" And what kind of beverage do you prefer?

Nothing comes to mind.

And strawberry wine coolers! I like vanilla shakes too. And Pepsi.

ethepony asked: You are very important lyra, I would love to hear you on Big Mac's podcast.

That’s very sweet of you, E.

It’s up to him, though, and I just don’t see it happening. Not unless he’s already gone through everypony else, including the other Lyras.

I don’t know whether or not you’ve noticed, but I’m not exactly Miss Equestria when somepony pushes my buttons either.

I don’t know whether or not you’ve noticed, but I’m not exactly Miss Equestria when somepony pushes my buttons either.

Anonymous asked: have you ever enoaifn elkajowjkler.fdajkokJQEJRn NIuehofhalIUGHIfujhkwkejh akuysgioijoiwj0f89ej8943333

Did you get in a fight with someone while typing up this post and then accidentally sent it?

Anonymous asked: *Licks you on the face* Hey Lyra, how are things going between you and Bon Bon? If you two ever need a colt to share in with the fun, I'd be more than happy to satisfy both of you.

This is why ponies should check the Storytime tag before sending me an ask.

Also, no you didn’t.

Anonymous asked: Do you often lie?

I don’t keep track.

rainbowdash-answers asked: Well, good i hope you get ready for the wedding youre up to it, i'm almost sure! (; I have not heard about Grunge so i don't know if i like it or not, some links perhaps where i could see?..

This can give you a pretty good idea.

I’m not an enormous fan of it myself. It’s not bad, I just figured I’d ask you a question I could be certain no one else had.

theblackstrawberry asked: are you busy saturday? i would like to hang out if that's possible...

I might be playing City of Pony with Mint Saturday night, but you’re welcome to come over!

Anonymous asked: You should be in the big mac podcast

I wouldn’t be against it. But I think he has some big names lined up.

I’m not exactly anypony important.