Ask Lyra

Oct 21

museia asked: What's a pony like yourself do equivalent to "dropping it like its hot?" And what kind of beverage do you prefer?

Nothing comes to mind.

And strawberry wine coolers! I like vanilla shakes too. And Pepsi.

ethepony asked: You are very important lyra, I would love to hear you on Big Mac's podcast.

That’s very sweet of you, E.

It’s up to him, though, and I just don’t see it happening. Not unless he’s already gone through everypony else, including the other Lyras.

I don’t know whether or not you’ve noticed, but I’m not exactly Miss Equestria when somepony pushes my buttons either.

I don’t know whether or not you’ve noticed, but I’m not exactly Miss Equestria when somepony pushes my buttons either.

Anonymous asked: have you ever enoaifn elkajowjkler.fdajkokJQEJRn NIuehofhalIUGHIfujhkwkejh akuysgioijoiwj0f89ej8943333

Did you get in a fight with someone while typing up this post and then accidentally sent it?

Anonymous asked: *Licks you on the face* Hey Lyra, how are things going between you and Bon Bon? If you two ever need a colt to share in with the fun, I'd be more than happy to satisfy both of you.

This is why ponies should check the Storytime tag before sending me an ask.

Also, no you didn’t.

Anonymous asked: Do you often lie?

I don’t keep track.

rainbowdash-answers asked: Well, good i hope you get ready for the wedding youre up to it, i'm almost sure! (; I have not heard about Grunge so i don't know if i like it or not, some links perhaps where i could see?..

This can give you a pretty good idea.

I’m not an enormous fan of it myself. It’s not bad, I just figured I’d ask you a question I could be certain no one else had.

theblackstrawberry asked: are you busy saturday? i would like to hang out if that's possible...

I might be playing City of Pony with Mint Saturday night, but you’re welcome to come over!

Anonymous asked: You should be in the big mac podcast

I wouldn’t be against it. But I think he has some big names lined up.

I’m not exactly anypony important.

Anonymous asked: Would you like to try a game of lucky hit?

Isn’t that just pachinko?

daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover.

This is a link to related content.

Anonymous asked: Lyra, I've got a horrible confession to make. Remember that scene in the play "Equestrian Pie" where that pony has sex with a pie? Well I don't. I was so excited about watching the play the night before, I didn't get any sleep. So when I watched it at the theater the next day...I fell asleep during the scene.

Never seen it. Wasn’t interested.

ask-mrcake-deactivated20111026 asked: You know Elite Beat Agents by any chance?

I know of it. Never played it or anything.

hornuraakemi asked: Wedding's today. Lyra, you're a godsend.

Absolutely! I’ll see you tonight!

rainbowdash-answers asked: Hey, Lyra so what's up did you checked my answer, because i didn't got anything so i will ask here, so what's crackin? :)

Sorry about that, Rainbow Dash. Was still at work when I got the message, but I didn’t have time to type up something longer.

I sent that message a few days ago and noticed you were gone for a while, welcome back! Sorry your ponynet provider gave you the runaround.

Ah, pop. Probably wouldn’t like grunge then. Not a big deal.

I’m doing alright. Freaking a little because I have a wedding to preform at and I’m not a hundred percent ready yet. But for now I gotta get some sleep.

Edit: Also, sorry about the flood of posts all at once. Wanted to get them all out and lay down before I get anymore.