Ask Lyra

Oct 22

Note to self, throw out gummy bears.

talktofirebug asked: Well, will you -get- some cake? =, didn't ask to have a piece saved?

It’s not a big deal. I had a slice of strawberry marble cake that Bon-Bon made when I got home. Can’t beat that with a bat!

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: Nice mummy costume ^^

Huh… You must have seen me in the costume shop yesterday.

I tried on my Nightmare Night costume, but Sweetie and Tootsie were pretty freaked out by it. I think it was the eyes.

Anyway, figured I’d wear the mummy outfit around town and switch for a party I’m headed to afterward.

talktofirebug asked: Nice (= ah well, at least you were there for the important part. The reception is more like icing on the cake. Oh, speaking of cake, did you get a slice? =3

Cake is cut during the reception. So no.

thegreengoo-blog-blog-blog asked: NIGHTMARE NIGHT.

Is tonight, yes.

Have some patience, though. We’re not there yet!

talktofirebug asked: Heheh, it's okay, i understand (= I figured "stuff happening, OMG!" is pretty much why you went silent for a while, and that's okay. I trust all went smooth... I knew you could do it ^.^

It did! Very lovely ceremony. Shame I couldn’t stay for the reception.

colorsymphony-deactivated201312 asked: Lyra

Flap-… Oh…

Hello. Screwball, right? Don’t know that we’ve ever met.

Edit: Going to have to go to bed for now.

colorsymphony-deactivated201202 asked: It's fine. I literally have no homework or anything to study for this weekend!

Oh mai! That’s fantastic!

colorsymphony-deactivated201202 asked: Good evening, Lyra.

Salut!

How’s your ankle? Is it swollen?

velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: I say, Miss Lyra, are you saying we are all in a Video Game designed by a EVIL GENIUS !?

I don’t think so.

I mean, that could be. But it wasn’t what I was saying.

If the world is a video game and we play a video game with an arcade-style mini game inside of it, is that inception?

Anonymous asked: Hey, I'm not catholic either, but it certainly didn't stop me from atoning. Heck, the one I went to was owned by some crazy cult nut, but it definitely worked.

Let me be more blunt.

That’s not how anything works.

Outside of a video game.

Anonymous asked: Have you considered a drive-thru confessional? They're fast, they're cheap, and they're can be found everywhere. Why just last week, I was able to atone for my sins of robbing a bank, assaulting a police officer, and running someone over some sap's dog during my getaway, just by giving one a visit paying a nominal fee.

I’m not catholic.

I’m pretty sure that religion doesn’t even exist in our world.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: You've talked a lot about your past, but I'm pretty sure there's not a whole lot you haven't already atoned for in some way.

You have no idea.

And I’d rather it remain that way.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: Have you ever tried wrassling with Krastos?

Uh… No.

Either I don’t amplify my strength and he murders me (figuratively speaking), or I do and he wouldn’t stand a chance.

Besides, I’m out of shape. I’d probably pull something.

Anonymous asked: whats bong-bongs phone number?

You know what? I’m in a decent mood.

Here.