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daixxiii submitted:
Thought you might want to know that there’s a race war going on in Manhatten. It seems that the Lyras have made their own faction among the unicorns.
No offense, but that looks kinda boring.
You don’t get a clever insult, you get a “[omitted] you” and not another second of my day wasted on the matter.
that would have been adorable and I would have had to drawn fanart but no.
Well, crud.
Oh well. Maybe next year!
askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: George had a weak point on his back? I just hit him in the face with Grecotch until he decided to hulk out.
I think we’re pushing the forth wall pretty hard right now. Let’s bring it back.
askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: Just be glad you didn't try to dress up as the New Raincoat Killer. The ax would need to be an ornate, burning, dual bladed monstrosity of a weapon to be accurate. Much more ridiculous than the original's weapon of choice.
I think they wouldn’t let me bring that inside.
Also, if my weakpoint was on my back, it’d be pretty easy to hit. My back is always exposed.
exclamationpointman asked: Do you ever like...question the fact that you're talking to a wizard so often? In fact, Lyra, do you ever feel like your life is weird or is it all actually pretty normal for you - err, do you enjoy the oddities, I mean?
My life has never been normal. But I don’t think that’s what you’re talking about.
I’ve spoken with quite a few ponies that specialize in the field of magic. What are you driving at?
velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: May you explain to me what the number 2 stands for?
Pooping?
Any context to go with that?
askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: That ax would need to be a bit more rusted in order to be accurate to the one that he was using. Aside from that, good costume.
That would be sort of dangerous to carry into a party.
It’s also not sharpened. Though it is real!
paemerbiksem asked: Mustache
You’re doing that irritating thing again.
If you can’t think of anything to send me, wait until you can.
Anonymous asked: A Mummy and Winnie the Pooh? That's a weird couple...
The mummy costume was just for the kids.
This is my real costume!
Not that that makes any more sense. If I had known ahead of time, I’d have been Piglet!
theblackstrawberry asked: I've got to get going now. Special packages to deliver to people in far away places. *hugs you for a second* I know I hug you a lot but that's just cause I always admire you... maybe we could get lunch or dinner or something on that half day wednesday?
Good luck!
Maybe, we’ll have to see.
askprofessorlyra asked: Really? There's a masquerade? I've been so busy preparing for my rounds at the academy to even know. And even if I had a costume, tonight's when I have to patrol and make sure nopony is causing trouble. Tonight is a terrible night to be dealing with students...
Wait, you’re a musician as well? Because only musicians can get in.
Good luck. I don’t envy your job tonight.
theblackstrawberry asked: You probably have to get ready for your masquerade now so i porbably have get going soon...
Well, I’m sort of waiting to hear back from Boscov. I sent him a message.
You know, between all the nightmarish terror.
Also, ponies kept confusing me with this pegesus wearing an ancient Egyquine getup.
Anonymous asked: how often do you smile?
I dunno… Often enough?