![You don’t get a clever insult, you get a “[omitted] you” and not another second of my day wasted on the matter.](https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lti9khgtGn1qmb5xco1_500.png)
theblackstrawberry asked: What if I gave you my soul?
There’d be nothing I could do with it.
I don’t know anything about that kind of magic, and it’s very much illegal and very carefully monitored by…
…
Well, by seers. I don’t guess there’s any harm in revealing that.
soundoflonesomeness asked: Did the foals of the household get any good loot? (I'm referring to Nightmare Night candy)
Tootsie had a little more trouble, but they both seemed well enough off.
Plus we had some candy left over to add to theirs. You know, give them a little more and even them up.
But they only get to have so much a day.
As interesting as this argument with Twilight is, I’m gonna go to bed.
Plus, it’s kinda hard for me to argue the topic. I never finished The Lord of the Rings and really wasn’t that into it when I was reading it.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: OMFG L-Y-R-A!!!!1 (Der r u harpi now?)
You just spelled my name. It’s not the same.
But don’t feel like you have to change for my sake.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Wat?
Seems every time you say my name your slur gets worse or something.
The key to appropriate grammar isn’t being proper, it’s being consistent.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Kawaii Lyrobe.
So inconsistent…
daixxiii submitted:
Thought you might want to know that there’s a race war going on in Manhatten. It seems that the Lyras have made their own faction among the unicorns.
No offense, but that looks kinda boring.
You don’t get a clever insult, you get a “[omitted] you” and not another second of my day wasted on the matter.
that would have been adorable and I would have had to drawn fanart but no.
Well, crud.
Oh well. Maybe next year!
askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: George had a weak point on his back? I just hit him in the face with Grecotch until he decided to hulk out.
I think we’re pushing the forth wall pretty hard right now. Let’s bring it back.
askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: Just be glad you didn't try to dress up as the New Raincoat Killer. The ax would need to be an ornate, burning, dual bladed monstrosity of a weapon to be accurate. Much more ridiculous than the original's weapon of choice.
I think they wouldn’t let me bring that inside.
Also, if my weakpoint was on my back, it’d be pretty easy to hit. My back is always exposed.
exclamationpointman asked: Do you ever like...question the fact that you're talking to a wizard so often? In fact, Lyra, do you ever feel like your life is weird or is it all actually pretty normal for you - err, do you enjoy the oddities, I mean?
My life has never been normal. But I don’t think that’s what you’re talking about.
I’ve spoken with quite a few ponies that specialize in the field of magic. What are you driving at?
velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: May you explain to me what the number 2 stands for?
Pooping?
Any context to go with that?
askagentyork-deactivated2012021 asked: That ax would need to be a bit more rusted in order to be accurate to the one that he was using. Aside from that, good costume.
That would be sort of dangerous to carry into a party.
It’s also not sharpened. Though it is real!
paemerbiksem asked: Mustache
You’re doing that irritating thing again.
If you can’t think of anything to send me, wait until you can.