paemerbiksem asked: Hello Lyra how are you?
I was doing alright. I started work on a request from a good friend and it’s sounding beautiful!
But these anons… And they won’t leave Boscov alone!
Anonymous asked: Lyra I heard you were naughty and being naughty means you get the hose.
Oh no! A hose! That would be the most painful, degrading thing that’s ever happened to me!
Anonymous asked: It's disgusting that you, a unicorn from the refine city of Canterlot, would allow a filthy beast to climb on top of you and then want it to savagely fornicate with you. Where is your class? Where is your dignity? Did he break you and your will?
It isn’t even dinner time yet, and I’m pretty sure you already win the stupid anon award-of-the-day by a landslide.
Anonymous asked: Is two unicorns horn's touching considered sexual?
It’s improper in public, in the same way rubbing up against somepony else would be.
Edit: In another context, it could be a sign of brute unicorn on unicorn battle.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra bo-byra fee-fifo-fira Lyra!
Let’s try truck!
Anonymous asked: So I heard you and Krastos went all the way. How did you even manage that?
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Starcatcher, is this you?
thegreengoo submitted:
As you can see, my extensive research pulls up many results, and through these results, I pull out the conclusion that everyone should walk the dinosaur.
Don’t believe everything you see on the ponynet? I don’t know what to tell you.
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Meta powers says you forgot to open the door and get on the floor.
Anonymous asked: oh, And wheres Applbloom?
Well I know two Appleblooms.
This one (who has been nice enough to draw me a few times).
And this one (who I met first).
I’ve never personally met the Applebloom that Sweetie and Scoot started a joint page with (though she’s the one that inspired me to start my page). Evidently she’s grounded, though.
Anonymous asked: Speaking of Scoot and SWeetie when are they hgoing to make comics again
Scoot’s last update was fairly recent!
As for Sweetie. I’m not about to give her extra work. She’s busy with school and growing up! She’ll update when she has time, I imagine.
There are other Scootaloos and Sweetie Belles, if all you’re looking for is content. Couldn’t hurt to follow them all!
thegreengoo-blog-blog-blog asked: I see you're invested in the stock market. How big of a share of MLP do you own?
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None…
I’m not. I didn’t get the abbreviation, is all.
Anonymous asked: H.M. Murdock
A-Team?
ask-mrcake-deactivated20111026 asked: 20$ this was asked before, but what got you into MLP, and what then made you decide to open this blog?
I started this page because of the original started by one of the Appleblooms! Like it says on the top part of my sidebar, “I thought it was pretty rad” so I started one of my own!
Edit: The page that started this fad isn’t around anymore, but I heard she, Scoot, and Sweetie Belle made a new one!
Anonymous asked: "The goverment develops a new type of weapon, a new dawn in warfare. Soon, all military units fight with mutated forms of animals that were biologically altered to control the elements and brutally trained them to the brink of consiousness until they learned to obey orders without hesitation. Countless lives were lost to this immoral and inhumane form of biological warfare. When will the violence end? When they've caught them all..."
I’m not huge on quotes. Not sure where you’re going with this either way.
Anonymous asked: How did the masquerade go? Any weirder-than-usual looks when you and Boscov were together?
Mostly just that a lot of the party-goers thought he was two ponies in a huge suit.
No one really mined, I don’t think.
Anonymous asked: Do you have Secret Butt Fun?
No.