Ask Lyra

Oct 24

[video]

Anonymous asked: Let's say somepony purposely harmed Sweetie and Tootsie. What would you do?

If I’m not blinded by rage, call in a few favors.

theblackstrawberry asked: Once upon a time, a pony was reborn. He lived his life learning magic. One day a war occurred, and his house was destroyed. He decided to join the fight. After months of training, he was a great spell caster, and made lots of friends. During the war most of them died. He went insane and went to a blind rage. A week later he found out that he had casted spells that took out a good portion of the army, and his friends. It was that day that he stopped using his own magic.

Oh… Oh my…

Anonymous asked: I'm sorry... I didn't mean to be ungreatful. At least you tried. And it was cute. It just... didn't really do it for me.

I’m having trouble thinking of anything smile inducing right now.

theblackstrawberry asked: I think it might be guilt that's talking to me...

Any reason you might have guilt extreme enough to have manifest into voices?

Anonymous asked: Eh... it's alright I guess...

There’s just no pleasing some ponies.

theblackstrawberry asked: I'm talking to more of a philosopher, but I think he's as good as therapist...

I don’t know that that’s the same.

But you’re old enough to make your own decisions!

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about Secret Butt Fun?

No.

image

colorsymphony replied to your post: soundoflonesomeness
Not this time, strangely.

Huh…

Somepony is using the art of misdirection…

The game is afoot!

Anonymous asked: Say something that'll make me smile and I'll do my best to make you smile in return.

Hold on.

Anonymous asked: Seeing as how you're intimate with Krastos, can you confirm that he's not actually a pony in a bear costume?

I’m no biologist, but I’m pretty sure he’s a bear.

theblackstrawberry asked: I am right now...

You’re talking to somepony with a medical degree? That’s good.

This is, like my favorite reoccurring comic!
Osborne is awesome!
Parental Advisory if you go to his page.

This is, like my favorite reoccurring comic!

Osborne is awesome!

Parental Advisory if you go to his page.

(Source: kentosborne)

theblackstrawberry asked: I don't take pills... it's been happening for a while, it usually doesn't say anything...

If you’re hearing voices, you really need to talk to somepony with a degree.