Anonymous asked: Punestria?
You’re trying too hard.
garyyo asked: oops i meant question, i was the one who said that big mac and scootaloo were part of the "mane six". naturally it was a lie
garyyo asked: hehehe. mane six. hehehehehe (that second answer was me)
Welcome to Equestria, land of puns.
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No, seriously. There’s a law.
I think somepony’s pulling my leg.
Like I said, Pinkie Pie is nice, just a little over-the-top for me.
Applejack is great! I just haven’t spoken with her in a good while. She must be busy with the harvest. I wonder how things are going between her and that Doctor…
Actually, I haven’t spoken with Big McIntosh in a while either.
I don’t exactly have much common ground with any of the Rainbow Dashs.
Scoot is always somewhat elusive. Scoots seems a little too defiant to approach very often, not that I blame her.
I talk with Twilight now and again. She seems to have become a little nicer recently.
I’m not exactly pleased with Rarity at the moment, but at least she resolved that situation (that I’m not going to talk about, so don’t bother asking).
Haven’t spoken much with Fluttershy. I’d be lying if I said I thought half as highly of her as most everypony else seems to, but it’s probably just because we’ve barely said more than a word to one another.
And Bon-Bon is Bon-Bon! She’s my closest friend and roommate!
Anonymous asked: Insert question about a the sexlife of a bittersweet pony here.
Insert detailed answer.
patchoulol asked: Wrong dimension, anon. Please hang up the ponynet and try your ask again.
Boop-Boop-Boop-Boop-Boooooooooooooooooooop-Click.
Anonymous asked: Do you ever hang out with any of the mane 6 or at least attend Pinkie's awesome parties?
Well, I can at least assume you’re talking about Pinkie Pie. No idea who else you’re referring to.
Pinkie’s okay. Little too hyperactive for me.
theblackstrawberry asked: :) do it, just relax. nobody will blame you if you take a day off!
Well, I guess. But I’ve got a lot of requests piled up, some of them coming from ponies that have done nice things for me and I want to return the favor. Plus I want to get something spooky done soon in celebration of Nightmare Night.
But I’m just so tired… Maybe tomorrow.
Anonymous asked: patchoulol
ask-bmo!
Anonymous asked: Is it true that Unicorn horns are sort of like Popsicles in that they taste certain flavors when they're licked? For instance, if somepony licked the horn of somepony who looked watermelon-ish, they would taste watermelon?
No.
theblackstrawberry asked: sorry, I hope I didn't upset you..
I’m not upset, I’m just tired. I want to relax.
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Which is a shame, because I really should keep working on my music.
resurgoslog-blog asked: Hypothetical Situation: Stuck in a room with no doors or windows. You are accompanied by BonBon. What do you do?
Probably try amplifying my strength and punching a whole in a wall.
Assuming Bon-Bon doesn’t know anything more about the situation than I do.
garyyo asked: i dont know the bear very well but from what you have said i doubt he would be bothered by their silly attempts. dont let them get to you and im sure the bear will be ok.
I-…
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I guess you’re right. I’m probably just being over-protective.
I just feel like it’s my fault he’s getting those messages. I hate it when things are my fault…
theblackstrawberry asked: can you tell me a different story than the one you told the anon?
Maybe later. I don’t really feel like thinking about my past right now.
garyyo asked: you are letting the anons get to you lyra. dont let this happen.
I don’t care if he pesters me, but it’s not fair to Boscov!