Anonymous asked: How awkward would it be to meet a colt Lyra?
Not as awkward as you’d think.
At least not for me.
Anonymous asked: Yes, but then again, we don't have any information on how big the room is, how deep are you trying to breathe, how thick are the walls, is there a line for air source,... Wait. I'm really overthinking this, aren't I? Based on practically no information, I'm giving the other anon a little bit too much credit, aren't I?
Little bit, yeah.
Anonymous asked: Symphony of color
You cheated.
askbitterchill-blog asked: Lyra, we should all go on an adventure to find our gender swapped selves.
You go ahead. I’ll catch up.
Anonymous asked: Breaking stuff and setting stuff on fire is always awesome. In a reasonable way, of course.
More of a last ditch effort, really.
When you’re trapped in a room with no doors or windows, starving isn’t even an issue. You’re going to suffocate. Gotta act fast!
Anonymous asked: Pssst Lyra Rule 63!
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You know… Out of all the Lyra’s I’ve met, I can’t believe none of them were male!
Edit: Come to think of it… They were all unicorns too! I’m positive I’ve seen an earth pony Lyra around town before…
Edit 2: Well… One of them was a seapony…
talktofirebug asked: Granted... thank you!
No problem! Sometimes we just look past the obvious!
askbitterchill-blog asked: Lyra, have you ever gone planking?
Once or twice.
There are worse ways to spend an afternoon.
Anonymous asked: I've just read a bit of the backlog, and regarding the Hypothetical Situation (you and Bon Bon be stuck in the door- and window-less room) question, wouldn't be the first thing, that comes to the mind something like "How did we get here in the first place?"
I said I’d talk to Bon-Bon first.
But I don’t like being held against my will. If she doesn’t know something, it’s time to break stuff.
Anonymous asked: So how are things going with Sweetie?
Still sort of working on this project. It’s not due tomorrow, though.
talktofirebug asked: Oh, on the subject of Twilight, do you know how i could get in contact with her? I wish to see if i'm capable of learning that handy-looking winking spell.
Walk up to the library and knock.
Not that these are all related. I just don’t feel there’s anything substantial I can add to them.
thegreengoo-blog-blog-blog asked: Law of the puns? sounds interesting... I like.
If I remember right, and I probably don’t because I’m horrible at history, after Princess Celestia banished Princess Luna to the moon she wasn’t the only pony upset. The law was put into place to try and lift spirits. There isn’t really a penalty for ignoring it, but there’s a huge tax break for those that abide by it.
It’s based upon a number of puns per year, but a certain number of those puns have to be different and spaced out over a certain number of days. You can’t just say the same thing over and over again on the last day (that day always being your birthday).
It’s not really enforced, it’s just sort of tradition at this point. Even if somepony accuses somepony else of ignoring the law, there has to be pretty sizable evidence to prove it.
That or the defendant has to be stupid enough to plead guilty.
askbitterchill-blog asked: That "Punestria " anon just killed it.
No foolin’.
talktofirebug asked: There's a law?? O.ô Dear Celest, why have i never herd of it? Is there a punishment for not meeting the r'equine-aments? <=/ (ugh...! Oh, that last one hurt even me x_x)
Twilight needs to start giving out lessons or something. I mean, I’m pretty bad at it, but you guys are pitiful.