Ask Lyra

Oct 24

Anonymous asked: Is it true that Unicorn horns are sort of like Popsicles in that they taste certain flavors when they're licked? For instance, if somepony licked the horn of somepony who looked watermelon-ish, they would taste watermelon?

No.

theblackstrawberry asked: sorry, I hope I didn't upset you..

I’m not upset, I’m just tired. I want to relax.

Which is a shame, because I really should keep working on my music.

resurgoslog-blog asked: Hypothetical Situation: Stuck in a room with no doors or windows. You are accompanied by BonBon. What do you do?

Probably try amplifying my strength and punching a whole in a wall.

Assuming Bon-Bon doesn’t know anything more about the situation than I do.

garyyo asked: i dont know the bear very well but from what you have said i doubt he would be bothered by their silly attempts. dont let them get to you and im sure the bear will be ok.

I-…

I guess you’re right. I’m probably just being over-protective.

I just feel like it’s my fault he’s getting those messages. I hate it when things are my fault…

theblackstrawberry asked: can you tell me a different story than the one you told the anon?

Maybe later. I don’t really feel like thinking about my past right now.

garyyo asked: you are letting the anons get to you lyra. dont let this happen.

I don’t care if he pesters me, but it’s not fair to Boscov!

daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: How do you feel about deer?

They’re sort of skittish, aren’t they?

Anonymous asked: What does Boscov's "glue" taste like?

Like I’m about to break my hoof up off in your fanny.

Leave. Boscov. Alone. This isn’t fair!

Anonymous asked: colorsymphony

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colorsymphony-deactivated201202 asked: Lyra, have you considered sharing your dreams at barbiedreams. com?

I have not, no.

I don’t think I want to punch in that URL.

Anonymous asked: Did it work did I at least get a little grin?

Sorry, I was a little too impressed to grin.

It was more of a jaw dropper!

Anonymous asked: Is Secret Butt Fun any different with a bear than it is with a pony?

I wouldn’t know.

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Anonymous asked: Let's say somepony purposely harmed Sweetie and Tootsie. What would you do?

If I’m not blinded by rage, call in a few favors.

theblackstrawberry asked: Once upon a time, a pony was reborn. He lived his life learning magic. One day a war occurred, and his house was destroyed. He decided to join the fight. After months of training, he was a great spell caster, and made lots of friends. During the war most of them died. He went insane and went to a blind rage. A week later he found out that he had casted spells that took out a good portion of the army, and his friends. It was that day that he stopped using his own magic.

Oh… Oh my…