Ask Lyra

Oct 25

Anonymous asked: What's wrong with assault?

It’s a pretty good power. I try to stick it in a build if I have extra room and endurance.

Everypony loves to do more damage!

Reposted, this time with a screen shot instead.
Because…
Ho~le Lee~ CRAP!

Reposted, this time with a screen shot instead.

Because…

Ho~le Lee~ CRAP!

askclutch-deactivated20141025 asked: RD put me up to this. *Makes you consume potion which makes you grow larger in size every time your name is said.*

Well then it’s a good thing I don’t open the door for anyone, huh? I’d feel bad about beating you senseless.

Once it was over anyway…

What you were attempting is assault, genus.

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Anonymous asked: I would totally cuddle fluttershy, in a non-sexual way

Thanks for sharing!

Didn’t ask!

Anonymous asked: Dear Lyra, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Your faithful anon, anon.

Strawberry Shortcake!

And I think I’ve answered this three times now!

Anonymous asked: How awkward would it be to meet a colt Lyra?

Not as awkward as you’d think.

At least not for me.

Anonymous asked: Yes, but then again, we don't have any information on how big the room is, how deep are you trying to breathe, how thick are the walls, is there a line for air source,... Wait. I'm really overthinking this, aren't I? Based on practically no information, I'm giving the other anon a little bit too much credit, aren't I?

Little bit, yeah.

Anonymous asked: Symphony of color

You cheated.

You get this.

Oct 24

askbitterchill-blog asked: Lyra, we should all go on an adventure to find our gender swapped selves.

You go ahead. I’ll catch up.

Anonymous asked: Breaking stuff and setting stuff on fire is always awesome. In a reasonable way, of course.

More of a last ditch effort, really.

When you’re trapped in a room with no doors or windows, starving isn’t even an issue. You’re going to suffocate. Gotta act fast!

Anonymous asked: Pssst Lyra Rule 63!

You know… Out of all the Lyra’s I’ve met, I can’t believe none of them were male!

Edit: Come to think of it… They were all unicorns too! I’m positive I’ve seen an earth pony Lyra around town before…

Edit 2: Well… One of them was a seapony…

talktofirebug asked: Granted... thank you!

No problem! Sometimes we just look past the obvious!

askbitterchill-blog asked: Lyra, have you ever gone planking?

Once or twice.

There are worse ways to spend an afternoon.

Anonymous asked: I've just read a bit of the backlog, and regarding the Hypothetical Situation (you and Bon Bon be stuck in the door- and window-less room) question, wouldn't be the first thing, that comes to the mind something like "How did we get here in the first place?"

I said I’d talk to Bon-Bon first.

But I don’t like being held against my will. If she doesn’t know something, it’s time to break stuff.