rainbowdash-answers asked: *as lyra tries to close her door RD flies in as fast before the door is closed and holds on the ceiling, she waits until Lyra sits on her couch, then slowly crawls behind her couch.. She grabs Lyra's neck and make her drink the poition until there is nothing left* Uhh... wait Lyra.. this changes nothing between us, ehh.. right? ; )
Good thing I didn’t open the door at all, then.
I’m fairly certain I’d get in a lot of trouble for beating the [omitted] out of the bearer of the element of loyalty.
Anonymous asked: What's wrong with assault?
It’s a pretty good power. I try to stick it in a build if I have extra room and endurance.
Everypony loves to do more damage!
Reposted, this time with a screen shot instead.
Because…
Ho~le Lee~ CRAP!
askclutch-deactivated20141025 asked: RD put me up to this. *Makes you consume potion which makes you grow larger in size every time your name is said.*
Well then it’s a good thing I don’t open the door for anyone, huh? I’d feel bad about beating you senseless.
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Once it was over anyway…
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What you were attempting is assault, genus.
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Anonymous asked: I would totally cuddle fluttershy, in a non-sexual way
Thanks for sharing!
Didn’t ask!
Anonymous asked: Dear Lyra, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Your faithful anon, anon.
Strawberry Shortcake!
And I think I’ve answered this three times now!
Anonymous asked: How awkward would it be to meet a colt Lyra?
Not as awkward as you’d think.
At least not for me.
Anonymous asked: Yes, but then again, we don't have any information on how big the room is, how deep are you trying to breathe, how thick are the walls, is there a line for air source,... Wait. I'm really overthinking this, aren't I? Based on practically no information, I'm giving the other anon a little bit too much credit, aren't I?
Little bit, yeah.
Anonymous asked: Symphony of color
You cheated.
askbitterchill-blog asked: Lyra, we should all go on an adventure to find our gender swapped selves.
You go ahead. I’ll catch up.
Anonymous asked: Breaking stuff and setting stuff on fire is always awesome. In a reasonable way, of course.
More of a last ditch effort, really.
When you’re trapped in a room with no doors or windows, starving isn’t even an issue. You’re going to suffocate. Gotta act fast!
Anonymous asked: Pssst Lyra Rule 63!
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You know… Out of all the Lyra’s I’ve met, I can’t believe none of them were male!
Edit: Come to think of it… They were all unicorns too! I’m positive I’ve seen an earth pony Lyra around town before…
Edit 2: Well… One of them was a seapony…
talktofirebug asked: Granted... thank you!
No problem! Sometimes we just look past the obvious!
askbitterchill-blog asked: Lyra, have you ever gone planking?
Once or twice.
There are worse ways to spend an afternoon.