Ask Lyra

Oct 25

askrustynail asked: One bon-bon! *Garnishes the drink with pink and blue cocktail stirrers*

Heh heh. Cute.

Thanks!

Anonymous asked: rainbowdash-answers

askprofessorlyra

the-stars-know-all-deactivated2 asked: Sometimes. I mostly stay in my mansion unless I have urgent business to attend to or get bored.

Cool. Cool.

So do you have urgent business in Ponyville, or are you just bored?

askrustynail asked: I heard 'ya needed some booze to make the anons more bearable. Will a Rum and Cola help?

Just a bon-bon, please.

Anonymous asked: Yes it's juvenile. I'm failing to see a point. It's funny and plus... it can give you a break from taking so many things too seriously.

That’s what the booze is for.

Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra, hope you and Krastos are doing alright - I come bearing a hypothetical situation! If you were to be stranded in a foreign land for an unknown amount of time (could be years, could be days), what are three things you'd tag to bring with you for the long haul? They can be people you know, objects, etc.

Probably the means to not be stranded.

I think Ditzy and Raindrops would be kind enough to transport me. After that, just some appropriate currency for food while we travel.

No offense, Boscov, and I’d miss you terribly, but you’re sort of heavy. That’d make you difficult to transport. It’d be easier to just keep things light so we can get back home sooner (and see you again, too!).

the-stars-know-all-deactivated2 asked: After reading that, I'm buying the drinks.

Wow. You’re from quite a ways off, huh?

You travel a lot?

Anonymous asked: So, that's a yes for the creamy buns, right?

No.

Anonymous asked: Is your name pronounced lie-ra or lee-ra?

This should help.

It’s lie-ra.

Anonymous asked: I accidentally go cream ALL OVER some of this delicious bread I baked. I would hate for them to go to waste, so would you like my cream covered buns?

Can I start drinking again? Would anypony blame me?

Anonymous asked: sweetlybelle

I can’t find that one.

Anonymous asked: So you're not wasted but that doesn't mean you still can't drunk dial somepony.

That’s sort of juvenile, isn’t it?

Anonymous asked: Does anypony call you "Ly" or "Ra" to give you a short nickname?

That makes me think of a song (I know, big surprise, right?).

Anonymous asked: askapplebloom

askaghast

Anonymous asked: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Uh…