Ask Lyra

Oct 27

Anonymous asked: Who DOESN'T hate soccer?

It’s not that bad.

I prefer basketball, but my reasoning might be a little strange.

Anonymous asked: Salut!

Yo!

Anonymous asked: Can you even name anypony that actually loves you?

This time I’m Bobby and you’re Hank.

Anonymous asked: I bet it's hard being a lonely pony like you. You keep on clinging on to others, even though they don't even really care about you.

Take it away, Hank.

Anonymous asked: What are you talking about? You are lonely. That's what the L stands for in your name. The Y stands for yearning. The R stands for Ronery. The A stands for angry. And that's what you are, a ronery, lonely, angry, yearning unicorn.

[Audible sigh]

theblackstrawberry asked: permission to give you a quick hug! @___@ i only have 1 lyra hugged so far...

Permission granted! You are clear for hugging!

Anonymous asked: What is it like to be lonely for your entire life?

It’s not that bad. Any well-adjusted pony will get used to it eventually.

Fortunately, I don’t have to be lonely anymore.

theblackstrawberry asked: today i have 2 missions... the first is meditating to get rid of guilt and become at peace with myself. the second mission is hug ALL the Lyra!

There are quite a few Lyra.

Better get busy!

theblackstrawberry asked: what are you opinions on... hugs?

I wuv hugs!

You know that.

garyyo asked: you just got me to stare at a creepy picture for a good five minutes.

I didn’t think it was that interesting.

Anonymous asked: What's your opinion on the subject of SECRET BUTT FUN?

I’m not a fan personally.

What other ponies do is their business.

Oh, and to the anon that submitted the milkshake video. That was weird, but at least I get it now.

theblackstrawberry asked: Good night Lyra, sleep well.

And I did!

I remember this picture from primary school!

If I remember right there was a story that went with it. Sort of creeped me out at the time, but not by much all things considered.

Keep reading

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra... take a nap!!!!

Now there’s something we can both agree on!

Will do!

Anonymous asked: I drink your MILKSHAKE. I DRINK IT UP.

Aw… I was saving that for an anon to steal.