barontristan asked: I have never heard of pineapple and orange sandwiches. Are they any good?
I’ll let you know tomorrow!
Anonymous asked: Lyra, tell me. Who was the colt who corrupted your heart? Tell me so that I may free you from him, and so that we may be together.
He might be too kind of a soul to fight back if you attacked him, so I’m not saying.
This joke isn’t funny anymore. He shot recently.
Anonymous asked: Momma just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Another classic! And this time my all-time favorite cover!
Also, thanks!
Anonymous asked: Why would you attack the one you love? Oh beloved, do not tell me you are suffering from Stockholm syndrome! But even so, I will not fall! I shall out-power the brain-wash with my wonderful love for you.
I have never found more reasons to post this song than I have on this one site alone.
Anonymous asked: I will fight whatever colt it was that forced you to love him. I will fight and kill him. Afterwards, we can be together, forever, Lyra, and I will show you true love.
I’d rather you didn’t.
I’m against violence, and I’d be forced to hurt you.
velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: How many anons messages do you delete, because they are too creepy?
Zero.
I’ve only ever deleted a handful of messages ever. Either because they’re insulting to somepony else or because it’s just repetitive spam.
Anonymous asked: Never fear, Lyra. I shall rescue you from your captor, and then I will show you how much I love you.
…
What?
Anonymous asked: But you're a very attractive pony. Why don't we have some fun?
Oh, you know. I’m tied down by the old ball-n-chain. Commitment is a shame, isn’t it?
Do I have to explain that as sarcasm or can you keep up on your own?
Anonymous asked: What's creepy about some flirting?
There’s nothing attractive about cat-calling.
Particularly while behind a mask.
Anonymous asked: mai waifu
It’s been a while.
Been a while…?
Oh! I gotta listen to that one (parental advisory, extreme language)!
Anonymous asked: Has anypony ever told you you're a sexy mare?
Actually, yes.
Still a little creepy.
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about ba bombs?
I forgot how awful this movie was!
[video]
Anonymous asked: Do you have a sexually perverted side?
I reserve the right to not answer that on the grounds I’m tired of getting questions about my bedroom activities.
