Ask Lyra

Oct 29

Anonymous asked: Momma just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

How about with a twist?

Another classic! And this time my all-time favorite cover!
Also, thanks!

Another classic! And this time my all-time favorite cover!

Also, thanks!

Anonymous asked: Why would you attack the one you love? Oh beloved, do not tell me you are suffering from Stockholm syndrome! But even so, I will not fall! I shall out-power the brain-wash with my wonderful love for you.

I have never found more reasons to post this song than I have on this one site alone.

This is the third time.

Anonymous asked: I will fight whatever colt it was that forced you to love him. I will fight and kill him. Afterwards, we can be together, forever, Lyra, and I will show you true love.

I’d rather you didn’t.

I’m against violence, and I’d be forced to hurt you.

velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: How many anons messages do you delete, because they are too creepy?

Zero.

I’ve only ever deleted a handful of messages ever. Either because they’re insulting to somepony else or because it’s just repetitive spam.

Anonymous asked: Never fear, Lyra. I shall rescue you from your captor, and then I will show you how much I love you.

What?

Anonymous asked: But you're a very attractive pony. Why don't we have some fun?

Oh, you know. I’m tied down by the old ball-n-chain. Commitment is a shame, isn’t it?

Do I have to explain that as sarcasm or can you keep up on your own?

Anonymous asked: What's creepy about some flirting?

There’s nothing attractive about cat-calling.

Particularly while behind a mask.

Anonymous asked: mai waifu

It’s been a while.

Been a while…?

Oh! I gotta listen to that one (parental advisory, extreme language)!

Anonymous asked: Has anypony ever told you you're a sexy mare?

Actually, yes.

Still a little creepy.

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about ba bombs?

I forgot how awful this movie was!

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Anonymous asked: Do you have a sexually perverted side?

I reserve the right to not answer that on the grounds I’m tired of getting questions about my bedroom activities.

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Last recording in celebration of Nightmare Night is done!

Just gotta wait until midnight to upload it.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a perverted side?

I’ve always deviated greatly from the accepted norm.