Anonymous asked: Never fear, Lyra. I shall rescue you from your captor, and then I will show you how much I love you.
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What?
Anonymous asked: But you're a very attractive pony. Why don't we have some fun?
Oh, you know. I’m tied down by the old ball-n-chain. Commitment is a shame, isn’t it?
Do I have to explain that as sarcasm or can you keep up on your own?
Anonymous asked: What's creepy about some flirting?
There’s nothing attractive about cat-calling.
Particularly while behind a mask.
Anonymous asked: mai waifu
It’s been a while.
Been a while…?
Oh! I gotta listen to that one (parental advisory, extreme language)!
Anonymous asked: Has anypony ever told you you're a sexy mare?
Actually, yes.
Still a little creepy.
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about ba bombs?
I forgot how awful this movie was!
[video]
Anonymous asked: Do you have a sexually perverted side?
I reserve the right to not answer that on the grounds I’m tired of getting questions about my bedroom activities.
Just gotta wait until midnight to upload it.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a perverted side?
I’ve always deviated greatly from the accepted norm.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Good to hear! I'll start packing everything tonight. Would pineapple and orange sandwiches be okay for lunch?
That sounds awesome!
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Okay, here's a question you hopefully haven't been asked before... How about you, me, and Sweetie go on a nice day-trip to the beach tomorrow? The water might be too cold to swim in, but that won't keep us from having a great day.
Absolutely!
And cold water won’t stop me from catching a cold going swimming!
ethepony asked: What is your lyra made out of?
Some kind of metal.
patchoulol asked: No.
Exactly!
Anonymous asked: I wonder... If I licked your horn, would it taste minty?
My kingdom for a question I haven’t been asked before.