Ask Lyra

Oct 29

Anonymous asked: But you're a very attractive pony. Why don't we have some fun?

Oh, you know. I’m tied down by the old ball-n-chain. Commitment is a shame, isn’t it?

Do I have to explain that as sarcasm or can you keep up on your own?

Anonymous asked: What's creepy about some flirting?

There’s nothing attractive about cat-calling.

Particularly while behind a mask.

Anonymous asked: mai waifu

It’s been a while.

Been a while…?

Oh! I gotta listen to that one (parental advisory, extreme language)!

Anonymous asked: Has anypony ever told you you're a sexy mare?

Actually, yes.

Still a little creepy.

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about ba bombs?

I forgot how awful this movie was!

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Anonymous asked: Do you have a sexually perverted side?

I reserve the right to not answer that on the grounds I’m tired of getting questions about my bedroom activities.

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Last recording in celebration of Nightmare Night is done!

Just gotta wait until midnight to upload it.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a perverted side?

I’ve always deviated greatly from the accepted norm.

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Good to hear! I'll start packing everything tonight. Would pineapple and orange sandwiches be okay for lunch?

That sounds awesome!

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Okay, here's a question you hopefully haven't been asked before... How about you, me, and Sweetie go on a nice day-trip to the beach tomorrow? The water might be too cold to swim in, but that won't keep us from having a great day.

Absolutely!

And cold water won’t stop me from catching a cold going swimming!

ethepony asked: What is your lyra made out of?

Some kind of metal.

patchoulol asked: No.

Exactly!

Anonymous asked: I wonder... If I licked your horn, would it taste minty?

My kingdom for a question I haven’t been asked before.

Anonymous asked: watch?v=rKAn1HvmRXM

Not really anything for me to add.