Bon-Bon: You look upset.
Ribbon: [Sigh] Liza’s teacher assigned one of those “who do you most admire” essays…
Bon-Bon: I’m sure she didn’t mean anything by it.
Ribbon: It was a top five! How is your own mother not in the top five? My husband was there, of course.
Lyra: I wasn’t there, was I?
Ribbon: Praise Celestia, no!
Lyra: Oh good. I don’t have to be in this conversation then.
Ribbon: I don’t understand… Does she hate me?
Bon-Bon: Have you tried talking to her about this?
Ribbon: Oh sure. That’ll go over about as well as any other time I try talking to her about literally anything. To this day, she has still avoiding explaining that unsightly knot that wound up on her head a few years ago.
Lyra: It just sounds to me like teen rebellion. You’re the authority figure.
Ribbon: Well I certainly never signed up for this!
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Bon-Bon: Technically… You literally did sign up for this.
Ribbon: Yes I-… You don’t suppose that…? Liza doesn’t know does she?
Bon-Bon: She’s never made any indication to me.
Lyra: Me neither. Though you have to figure she’s going to piece it together eventually.
Ribbon: There is literally no reason she should ever “piece it together”!
Lyra: Hey! I’ve said nothing to her! I still think it’s just teen rebellion!
Ribbon: Well I hope you’re right… The last thing I want is for her to start looking for answers she’s never going to accept.
Getting colder
(lori is best mouse)
I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like I think I saved up $15 for three weeks to buy the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack at Barnes & Noble when I was 9 and I was really proud of myself for that. Add your first CD you were way too proud of buying in the tags
(via iamonlykidding)
Show…? Must mean the cameras…
But hey there! I’ve answered that one before, and it’s a longer answer, so I’ll just link to it.
As for playing one, cutie mark or not, I’m really not the best. And it’s not exactly a contemporary instrument. So, I don’t get a lot of work as a musician. I’ve uploaded a bunch of stuff over the years, though I don’t really record much that I play anymore.
Cute? Awesome? Well, I do try to keep some bounce in my mane. But y-you know, it’s no big.
These are the rest of the treats @allgreymatters sent me! I got doggies and candies and skullies! The holographic ones are my favorite (specifically the one that says SPOOKY and turns into an eye)!
Sorry it took me so long to upload this. And sorry the lighting in my room is so bad (it used to not be this bad).
Lyra: Yee! For Nightmare Night, I’m going as Lori from Night in the Woods!
Bon-Bon: I’m going as a Will-o-Wisp. Which basically just means I’m going to be wearing a plain, white dress wrapped in blue Hearth’s Warming lights on a pulse timer.
Tootsie: I’m going as a Maredragora!
Lyra: And it’s a pretty elaborate costume, too!
Tootsie: Thanks!
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Uncle Death recommends “LET IT DIE”
WATA-CHINGCHA~!
You’ll totally be fine!
Ju͚̘̥͚̟s̺̞͙̠̭̻t̰ ͕͔̯̳̬̻͓t̮̟̮̫̞̰͈r̳̺̼̫̦̙ͅy̻̼̳̖̯ ̭i͚̬͕̖t͔̩̠ ̰̮̩͚̫o̯̖u̻̩̬͉t.̺̜..̥̩̝͇
(via mikedaws0n)
don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men
If someone says this to you:
“Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot”
I know I reblogged this mere hours ago, but it’s so good I wanna do it again.
I am genuinely upset that I will never get the chance to use this one.
Because
Holy
(Source: dykeopinions, via totemeister)
![Haha! Hey that’s a funny subversion and-!
[GASP]
DO NOT INVITE A VAMPIRE INTO YOUR HOME!](https://66.media.tumblr.com/fa87740826506c85dab8b366b1ac8bc1/tumblr_pd2ihr7n0b1smyat0o1_500.jpg)
Haha! Hey that’s a funny subversion and-!
[GASP]
DO NOT INVITE A VAMPIRE INTO YOUR HOME!
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