Ask Lyra

Nov 01

treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: =w= *jumps off and runs off to somewhere else then*

I wasn’t clear.

When you send an ask, I decide what you do.

You were never in my house tonight.

I’d link something to Thunder Cats, but I didn’t like Thunder Cats.
Have some Jonny Quest.
Yeah, I know it’s not the original. But I thought the newer version was flippin’ awesome.

I’d link something to Thunder Cats, but I didn’t like Thunder Cats.

Have some Jonny Quest.

Yeah, I know it’s not the original. But I thought the newer version was flippin’ awesome.

Oct 31

treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: *sits on your lap* Chiko~ =w=

Sorry, but no.

If it wasn’t midnight, maybe I’d let you in if you knocked or something. But no sitting on my lap.

theblackstrawberry asked: Thanks Lyra... I was about to do something... but talking to you made me feel better....

Just remember that you can walk away at any time. There are no obligations.

That’s how I live. I choose to key trying.

garyyo asked: actually what i do is remain blissfully unaware that anything is wrong until the other party hates me for it, and by that time i realize and just stop caring. so maybe you shouldn't follow my advice

Sounds like that soccer player I dated.

I made some good friends with some of his teammates, and in the end I had to sever those relationships because of breaking up with him.

What a load.

garyyo asked: im not saying a fling, im saying that you worry too much about it.

If you’re dating somepony for over two months, and in the past it’s only taken days/weeks to fall in love, either a red flag is called on the play or the ref is blind.

liamotfunk asked: you made a g.i. joe reference? i love you so much right now...

I’ve also got some Captain Planet left over if you’d like any.

Edit: This is why I usually listen to the full audio first. Stupid advert.

Anyway, fixed.

talktofirebug asked: *skips a bit* No songs! Just keeping youth alive =3 and getting in before everyone else, heehee! *he bounces off*

You’re a very energetic firebug.

fort-day asked: NGH I FEEL SO DRUNK HELP

I’ve been told water helps dilute it.

Anonymous asked: Did the conversation at least involve cuddling?

If I wanted to reveal what we talked about, I’d post the audio log (because there’s something wrong with me and I recorded it).

I appreciate all the help everypony offered, but it is still our relationship.

garyyo asked: i say you and the bear should just enjoy your relationship while it lasts, and if it lasts then good for you. dont worry about the consequences. that's been working for me so far

Neither of us want a fling.

We aren’t exactly getting any younger.

theblackstrawberry asked: I can't seem to help any pony these days... I should just hide in a cave under a rock...

Most of my life thus far was spend making ponies miserable.

You can give up if you want, but it won’t solve anything.

liamotfunk asked: miss lyra. the anon who said "like my status" was making a reference to a comedian. his name is ray william johnson and on one of his recent videos he made a bunch of references to like my status, because of a weird internet video where a very strange man made a lot of "like my status" comments, including one about... genetalia.

And know we know.

askscoot-deactivated20120229 asked: I don't know where Sweetie Belle is! She probably doesn't recognize me with this mask on.

I’d like to think she could see though the mask.

It’s a good costume, but it isn’t exactly very concealing, visually.

How would I even do that if I wanted to? You’re anonymous.

How would I even do that if I wanted to? You’re anonymous.