Anonymous asked: Instead of asking about your love life, I will instead ask you how your day went. How did your day go?
Miserable!
But things have substantially improved in the last half hour!
paemerbiksem asked: Trick or teat!
Uh… Oops. I just gave away all we had left…
askscoot-deactivated20120229 asked: TRICK OR TREAT!
Scoot! Hi! It’s great to see you! Have you seen Sweetie lately?
Here! You can have what’s left of the bowl!
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ask-twi asked: *hugs* Hope it makes you feel better...
Thanks, Twilight.
I hope this turns out alright in the end.
Anonymous asked: Maybe there's something about Krastos you don't like. I've heard that bears smell bad, so maybe it's a subtle thing like that.
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I guess he and I really should talk, huh?
ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: You could look at like a line, go straight knowing not everything will be alright, take some turns hoping that it will lead you to a good place, or stop the line completely. Which do you choose?
The unsolicited advice is starting to become a little too forward.
Anonymous asked: Is it true that the oceans of Equestria are actually orange?
W-… What?
No.
Are you thinking of Kirby or something?
Counseling never helped me in the past. It just brought up things I didn’t want to think about and couldn’t change.
Greetings and salutations!
Anonymous asked: So did you and Sweetie have sensory overloads at seeing the ocean for the first time ever in your lives?
You know, I don’t even know if this was her first time to the beach or not. She seemed to be having a good time, but she wasn’t stunned or anything.
I was pretty far beside myself, though.
It’s my fault. I don’t want to drag him to counseling.
And if my brain is really thinking that, then it can [omitted] right the hell off.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra... What is love? Maybe it's: Never going to give you up? Never going to let you down? Never going to run around and desert you? Never going to make you cry? Never going to say good bye? Never going to tell a lie and hurt you? It maybe all those...
Somewhere in Proto Dome, in the year 2300 A.D.
Anonymous asked: Sad things.
Story of my life, right?
It’s not that bad, really. You know how you only every talk or think about what goes wrong? That’s all this is. We all had a lovely time at the beach yesterday and it was almost perfect.
Anonymous asked: Your bearfriend broke the arm of some anon who tried attacking him with a toy sword. He was in no danger at all, but he still broke that poor anon's arm. I don't think you should describe him as "kind," because even if he is smart, he was still cruel last night to that anon.
He also took the imbecile to the hospital, which is a hay-of-a-lot more than I would have done.
I’m know some of you see me as some kind of paragon of patience or something. But once you cross the threshold of my home uninvited, you’ll see somepony very different standing over you through vision blurred by immense pain.
There’s all kinds of models these days. That could have been a real sword modeled to look like a toy.