Ask Lyra

Nov 04

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra... I'm sorry I was kidding... please tell me what's wrong...

I…

[Sniff]

When Boscov and I had our talk, I said maybe he should take the lead. You know, ask me to do stuff. Because I always felt like I was taking advantage of him.

And then… And I missed it! And…

[Crying]

soundoflonesomeness asked: I've noticed a lot more [omitted] curse words in your posts as of late. Like, a lot more. Do you ever worry about Sweetie overhearing?

I’ve been under a lot of stress lately…

But you’re right. There’s no excuse for it. I don’t think Sweetie’s heard me, but I’m not positive to be honest.

Now I feel even worse…

Anonymous asked: DO YOU EAT SOUP?

What…?

Yeah. I guess. Why?

theblackstrawberry asked: Lady Lyra, forgive me, I have failed in my mission to locate the Ursidae known as Krastos. By your will, I will accept any punishment.

For Celestia’s sake, Strawberry, would you stop it!

[Shutter]

I… I feel asleep crying… and I had a horrible dream.

Boscov, I’m so sorry. Please forgive me. I just lost track of the time! It wasn’t-! I didn’t mean to! I’d been looking forward to this all week! Please! I’m so sorry! Please!

garyyo asked: wow looks like i really did only skim over your page, did something happen with you and the bear?

I was supposed to go out with Boscov tonight. But I was late to reply and now I don’t even know where he is…

He set all this up on his own and- gah! I completely screwed it all up!

psifirebeta-deactivated20141212 asked: Hello Lyra. I've come here to apologize for pestering you about Daft Punk. I'll keep to DJ-PON3 for that. Also do you have a way to send a link to you? there something I think you should see.

The submission button, right below the ask button.

theblackstrawberry asked: Sorry, I really can't find him... I'm trying though.

[Audible sigh]

I [omitted] up again…

garyyo asked: well i guess that makes sense. i always say its alright if im not a die-hard fan of it but still like it. btw skyrim skyrim skyrim, it sounds like a pretty cool game. skyrim skyrim omg 7 days skyrim.

I’m with ya, to a lesser extent. Looking forward to it!

garyyo asked: not enough time, too much school. though i will quote you, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger and Around the World were alright." i assume that when someone says something is alright that means they like it, even if only a bit.

More along the lines of, “I won’t force the carriage driver to change the station if it comes on.”

theblackstrawberry asked: Strawberry reporting in, no signs of The Bear. Will keep searching!

Crud!

Well, thanks for looking.

theblackstrawberry asked: I'll do a quick scout around Ponyville, and report back to you!

Thanks!

garyyo asked: i herd(hehehehe puns) you like the most repetitive song ever. around the world

You don’t so much read my messages as you do just sort of scan over them, huh?

ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: Whatever you feel is best. Did you try to contact him? I'm sure anyway you can might be helpful.

I guess I take for granted that if he can see my page, he’d see what I said earlier about being late.

I should do that.

psifirebeta-deactivated20141212 asked: Daft Punk is not techno. Daft Punk is Daft Punk. There there own genre.

Yeah, whatever.

theblackstrawberry asked: I do like to do that... :D must tell every pony i am hugging you!

You haven’t seen Boscov, have you?

I feel awful. I was just sitting down with Sweetie and Bon-Bon while they ate dinner. I wasn’t even eating!