Ask Lyra

Nov 04

garyyo asked: i herd(hehehehe puns) you like the most repetitive song ever. around the world

You don’t so much read my messages as you do just sort of scan over them, huh?

ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: Whatever you feel is best. Did you try to contact him? I'm sure anyway you can might be helpful.

I guess I take for granted that if he can see my page, he’d see what I said earlier about being late.

I should do that.

psifirebeta-deactivated20141212 asked: Daft Punk is not techno. Daft Punk is Daft Punk. There there own genre.

Yeah, whatever.

theblackstrawberry asked: I do like to do that... :D must tell every pony i am hugging you!

You haven’t seen Boscov, have you?

I feel awful. I was just sitting down with Sweetie and Bon-Bon while they ate dinner. I wasn’t even eating!

ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: I'm sure it would just be a simple misunderstanding. If you are any latter he would. Just try to get there now and maybe you will bump into him.

It’s been an hour already. I’m not sure if he even ever left.

But if I go to his house and he comes to mine, and then he goes home and I check the cafe-

I think I should just wait here.

Anonymous asked: If asterisks don't equate to actions, then do they really mean anything? if somebody says "*hugs*" are they really hugging you?

No, but Strawberry, Mint, and some others like to type out actions so everypony else will know what’s going on in the real world.

dark-stalker-deactivated2014012 asked: *Ka-Tag!* You must now reveal 5 things in character then pass this curse on to five others!

I don’t do chain letters.

If you want to learn some stuff about me, check my sidebar for some of the tags listed. All kinds of stuff about me there.

ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: Did you try asking for some directions or did you already do that? I'm sure there must be a map somewhere.

I’m worried if I leave he’ll come to my house looking for me.

psifirebeta-deactivated20141212 asked: Do you know who Daft Punk is?

Yeah, I’ve heard of them. It’s techno. I’m not a fan of techno.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger and Around the World were alright.

ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: I'm sure who this "Boscov" is he wouldn't care if you were late, just as long as you got there safe, right?

I don’t know where it is! The last time I was there someone took me!

ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: Lyra, are you okay? That Anon just threw glass at you!

No. My lungs have been punctured and I’m dead.

Asterisks don’t equate to actions. This is a website on the ponynet, not real life.

But to be honest… I’m worried about my date with Boscov. We were supposed to leave at six thirty but I was late!

Anonymous asked: *Throws a lust potion at you*

This isn’t a video game. Potions don’t possess magical properties.

Have you been sipping liquid rainbow or something?

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Hi Lyra. Ready to go out?

Oh Cels! Sorry about that! I’m ready now!

theblackstrawberry asked: I'd like to hear a story if that's okay...

I can’t think of any stories that wouldn’t take, like, an hour to write, or aren’t depressing in at least some capacity. I can think of one, but I wasn’t even involved when it supposedly got good.

There was this couple that was playing truth or dare with us once. They were kinda bending the rules and giving one another easy stuff to do, but everypony else was giving them really hard ones and they were doing them. They were both in the lead when out of the blue, the colt dares the filly to climb on top of a statue while Princess Celestia is marching down the street and present herself.

By the time the resulting poo-storm between the two subsided, double diamond dog dare. Filly is a pegasus, so she gets up to the top first. We saw what was coming and bolted, the coltfriend too! She won, but she got very, very arrested.

But, that isn’t even the story. The story is that the coltfriend wanted us to help break her out! After he ran off too?! But… That filly had a lot of guts.

We agreed, but there wasn’t a whole lot I could do. I couldn’t fly and I still wasn’t very good with magic, not that I am now. I drew them up some rough floor plans and left.

They got her out, but they never told me how. No idea what they were hiding, but I’d have loved to be a fly on the wall there.

krastosthegluemaker:

 Okay, this is the picture Sweetie Belle gave me:

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Wait… Now I remember. She drew it for you, didn’t she?

(Source: asklyra, via krastosthegluemaker-blog)