Ask Lyra

Nov 04

soundoflonesomeness asked: I've noticed a lot more [omitted] curse words in your posts as of late. Like, a lot more. Do you ever worry about Sweetie overhearing?

I’ve been under a lot of stress lately…

But you’re right. There’s no excuse for it. I don’t think Sweetie’s heard me, but I’m not positive to be honest.

Now I feel even worse…

Anonymous asked: DO YOU EAT SOUP?

What…?

Yeah. I guess. Why?

theblackstrawberry asked: Lady Lyra, forgive me, I have failed in my mission to locate the Ursidae known as Krastos. By your will, I will accept any punishment.

For Celestia’s sake, Strawberry, would you stop it!

[Shutter]

I… I feel asleep crying… and I had a horrible dream.

Boscov, I’m so sorry. Please forgive me. I just lost track of the time! It wasn’t-! I didn’t mean to! I’d been looking forward to this all week! Please! I’m so sorry! Please!

garyyo asked: wow looks like i really did only skim over your page, did something happen with you and the bear?

I was supposed to go out with Boscov tonight. But I was late to reply and now I don’t even know where he is…

He set all this up on his own and- gah! I completely screwed it all up!

psifirebeta-deactivated20141212 asked: Hello Lyra. I've come here to apologize for pestering you about Daft Punk. I'll keep to DJ-PON3 for that. Also do you have a way to send a link to you? there something I think you should see.

The submission button, right below the ask button.

theblackstrawberry asked: Sorry, I really can't find him... I'm trying though.

[Audible sigh]

I [omitted] up again…

garyyo asked: well i guess that makes sense. i always say its alright if im not a die-hard fan of it but still like it. btw skyrim skyrim skyrim, it sounds like a pretty cool game. skyrim skyrim omg 7 days skyrim.

I’m with ya, to a lesser extent. Looking forward to it!

garyyo asked: not enough time, too much school. though i will quote you, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger and Around the World were alright." i assume that when someone says something is alright that means they like it, even if only a bit.

More along the lines of, “I won’t force the carriage driver to change the station if it comes on.”

theblackstrawberry asked: Strawberry reporting in, no signs of The Bear. Will keep searching!

Crud!

Well, thanks for looking.

theblackstrawberry asked: I'll do a quick scout around Ponyville, and report back to you!

Thanks!

garyyo asked: i herd(hehehehe puns) you like the most repetitive song ever. around the world

You don’t so much read my messages as you do just sort of scan over them, huh?

ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: Whatever you feel is best. Did you try to contact him? I'm sure anyway you can might be helpful.

I guess I take for granted that if he can see my page, he’d see what I said earlier about being late.

I should do that.

psifirebeta-deactivated20141212 asked: Daft Punk is not techno. Daft Punk is Daft Punk. There there own genre.

Yeah, whatever.

theblackstrawberry asked: I do like to do that... :D must tell every pony i am hugging you!

You haven’t seen Boscov, have you?

I feel awful. I was just sitting down with Sweetie and Bon-Bon while they ate dinner. I wasn’t even eating!

ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: I'm sure it would just be a simple misunderstanding. If you are any latter he would. Just try to get there now and maybe you will bump into him.

It’s been an hour already. I’m not sure if he even ever left.

But if I go to his house and he comes to mine, and then he goes home and I check the cafe-

I think I should just wait here.