Anonymous asked: Boscov keeps on denying the possibility of you two having a foal. Is he trying to hide something?
Yeah, I’m tots pregnant. We’ve been hiding it because of reasons.
Look. Even if a bear and a pony could have a child, there’s a very high chance that I’ll never be able to.
I’m not explaining it any further than that.
theblackstrawberry asked: How was your day? What are you up to today?
It was pretty fun! I got to watch Sweetie and Rarity compete in that Sisterhood thingy. They almost won! They were so~ close!
Also, I got to talk to Granny Smith in person! She’s awesome! She is clearly best pony.
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry. Here's an actual question, then: What brand of lyre do you favor, and why?
They’re artisan crafted; they don’t have a brand.
They were hoof-made by a mare named Cithara in Canterlot. She’s just about the only pony that makes neck-less lyres. If you own one, odds are she made it.
Anonymous asked: Lyra pony is best pony.
I mean, I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but a real message would be nice.
At this point, it’s just becoming spam.
theblackstrawberry asked: Okay then, good night best pony!
Good night, best Strawberry!
theblackstrawberry asked: Hello best pony! how are you?
Little sleepy.
Guess I’m going to bed here in a minute.
Anonymous asked: that face when you typed bear instead of beer. I have it. Whatever it is.
Are you serious?! I thought it was intentional!
Okay.
Askenderbro.
Anonymous asked: Sometimes I just like to go home and crack open a cold bear, sit on my porch and drink it. Yellin' at the little children who go on my lawn, and just relaxin in general.
[Insert joke where the punchline has something to do with polar bears]
Nope, I don’t hibernate.
Well that’s a relief!
I want to say eight or nine. But I’ve never seen the little red message notification number go above four or so.
Then again, I check here several times through out the day.
askapplejackandrainbowdash--blog asked: Howdy! Has anypony ever composed a song for you? And if so, was it weird or sweet? - AJ
Starcatcher wrote down some lyrics for a song that was, I think, inspired by me.
But no. Nopony’s ever composed a song for me in particular. Or even played one for me.
Anonymous asked: Have you thought of using your bearfriend as a walking furcoat this Winter?
Not quite, but I have tossed around the possibilities of a late night snu-…
Oh my… Does Boscov hibernate?
Pizza was good! Sitting a little heavy in my stomach, but I probably shouldn’t have had that much either.
Anonymous asked: What do you like about Winter?
I can wear socks out of the house by covering them up with galoshes so they don’t get dirty.
Brisk, cool air is nice on a sunny day the same way overcast is great to lessen the heat of the sun on a warm day.