treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: Eh, suit yourself. Guess it's better that I don't risk loosing 80 bits because somepony got a perfect score, haha. *leans my proof of purchase hat over my eyes and dozes off again*
Fortunately, I have strong willpower.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra... Congrats... I didn't know you were... with foal...
Strawberry, I’m half a breath away from backhooving you.
I’m not pregnant.
treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: watch?v=C4SW5HC93V4 Hey, you look like you can use a crossbow. Care for a bit of target practice? Only 20 bits to try.
Are you mad? I only make five bits a day!
soundoflonesomeness asked: Did you notice Granny Smith poke her eye out at the Sisterhooves Social? As terrible as it sounds, I laughed hysterically at it. I sure hope she's alright...
I talked to her after. She was alright.
colorsymphony-deactivated201312 asked: oh... okay.
Not sure to what you refer.
Anonymous asked: IT BEGINS
Okay.
Anonymous asked: Boscov keeps on denying the possibility of you two having a foal. Is he trying to hide something?
Yeah, I’m tots pregnant. We’ve been hiding it because of reasons.
Look. Even if a bear and a pony could have a child, there’s a very high chance that I’ll never be able to.
I’m not explaining it any further than that.
theblackstrawberry asked: How was your day? What are you up to today?
It was pretty fun! I got to watch Sweetie and Rarity compete in that Sisterhood thingy. They almost won! They were so~ close!
Also, I got to talk to Granny Smith in person! She’s awesome! She is clearly best pony.
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry. Here's an actual question, then: What brand of lyre do you favor, and why?
They’re artisan crafted; they don’t have a brand.
They were hoof-made by a mare named Cithara in Canterlot. She’s just about the only pony that makes neck-less lyres. If you own one, odds are she made it.
Anonymous asked: Lyra pony is best pony.
I mean, I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but a real message would be nice.
At this point, it’s just becoming spam.
theblackstrawberry asked: Okay then, good night best pony!
Good night, best Strawberry!
theblackstrawberry asked: Hello best pony! how are you?
Little sleepy.
Guess I’m going to bed here in a minute.
Anonymous asked: that face when you typed bear instead of beer. I have it. Whatever it is.
Are you serious?! I thought it was intentional!
Okay.
Askenderbro.
Anonymous asked: Sometimes I just like to go home and crack open a cold bear, sit on my porch and drink it. Yellin' at the little children who go on my lawn, and just relaxin in general.
[Insert joke where the punchline has something to do with polar bears]