Ask Lyra

Nov 07

Anonymous asked: I'm going to kill the one you love. I'm going to mount his head up on my wall. His skin will fit like a glove. It will be quite a ball.

I hate that you ponies do this to me…

Anonymous asked: I bet you dream of being nothing more than a toy to a roomful of colts and stallions.

Don’t you talk to me like you have any idea what it’s like to become-… active as a foal. Dreading and hating something that happens all the time until one day, you realize you can’t go long without that feeling.

I do everything in my power to resist. And I don’t drag anypony into it. I-… I’m apprehensive to even ask Boscov…

Just shut up. What I do is none of your business.

Anonymous asked: How has your day been, Lyra?

Besides helping Boscov clean up his lab, pretty miserable.

Anonymous asked: Two years? That's a long time when you think about it. How do you satisfy your needs as a mare?

I’ve been over this. I’m not talking about it anymore.

It’s less than none of your business.

Anonymous asked: When was the last time you were with a stallion?

Coming up on two years at this point.

I don’t miss him, though. He’s one of the few to carry that particular honor.

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders

colorsymphony:

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theblackstrawberry asked: Dear Lyra, your are my best friend. You are the best musician, and a great parent. I won't be in Ponyville... I'm sorry. I'll try to be back one day. -Strawberry

Strawberry…?

talktofirebug asked: Mh, okay. So where did the name Boscov come from? =3

It’s just an awesome name.

Nothing more to it.

colorsymphony-deactivated201202 asked: Adopt me, Lyra.

I think you already have parents.

ask-pony-with-fingers-blog-blog asked: Could you use magic to pull my finger?

Alright, sure.

ask-pony-with-fingers-blog-blog asked: Would you pull my finger?

Well, I can either pull with magic, or I could step on your finger and you could pull back.

How do you want to do this?

Nov 06

Anonymous asked: I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT YOU WILL BE MY WAIFU SOMEDAY

Best of luck.

You’ll need it.

Anonymous asked: Is swearing oaths in your inbox okay though?

I suppose so.

I love when ponies don’t swear in my ask box.

I love when ponies don’t swear in my ask box.