Ask Lyra

Nov 10

Anonymous asked: Hi Heartstrings!

Friends call me Lyra.

Sorry for causing you trouble! At least it’s good trouble!
I’ve only heard that one song by them.

Sorry for causing you trouble! At least it’s good trouble!

I’ve only heard that one song by them.

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: I love reese's, and I actually do like peanut butter. It's just I occasionally have problems remembering things properly, even if they are everyday type things.

Everypony is allowed to space now and again! It’s no problem!

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soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: how are you and sweetie belle? how are you and krastos? you and bon-bon?
Her parents might just take her away? Tha… that doesn’t really seem fair… they’d been gone from her life so long she forgot they existed and now they’re just going to act like nothing happened?

No no no.

I’ve talked with her parents a number of times over the months. I’m the one that suggested they take her to Rarity’s for the week while they were gone. They’ve been pretty cool about the whole thing!

It’s up to Sweetie Belle. I can hope that she’d choose to stay with me, but I can’t know for certain.

Nov 09

theblackstrawberry asked: how are you and sweetie belle? how are you and krastos? you and bon-bon?

Sweetie is with Rarity until Saturday. After that… Well, I’m not sure if she’s moving back with me or going to live with her real parents…

Boscov and I are fine. We got to spend some time together recently.

Bon-Bon and I are like usual. I may have misspoke about something she cooked, but she never stays angry too long.

She’ll probably just prank me again.

askmolestia-deactivated20140605 asked: Hm. Your tunes are considerable... but before I part, I shall release... the KRAKEN! /watch?v=pwLtUP_4Afw

Very impressive, Your Majesty.

I can’t best that, so I hope you don’t mind if I go in another direction.

temporarily-deadend-deactivated asked: You know.. I never got why you call him Boscov.

To be honest, it was from a show I really liked that didn’t last very long.

There was a bear named Boscov, and he was flippin’ awesome.

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krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: Krastos likes peanut butter.
And I don’t like peanut butter either.

Entire message was based on a lie!

What about Reese’s? Do you like Reese’s?

askmolestia-deactivated20140605 asked: I will now proceed to find ALL of that artist's music. How about something more lively? /watch?v=-FCGqXQwkf0

I know you’ve got quite a few years on me, and at the end of the day there’s no way I can win.

But darned if I’m about to back down now. (mild language)

Anonymous asked: Krastos likes peanut butter.

I don’t live with Boscov.

askmolestia-deactivated20140605 asked: /watch?v=7IxrskrY9gs

Not bad…

But I raise (mild language).

(Sad, Awkward Songs)

theblackstrawberry asked: I was taking a break and just thinking I have great friends.... you were the first pony i met in ponyville, and you became my best friend.. thank you Lyra...

Just make it back in one piece, alright?

Anonymous asked: I DIDN'T GO BACK IN TIME FAR ENOUGH?! DRAT! ANYWAY, BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR FREEZER DOOR SHUT, AND FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA, DO NOT PURCHASE PEANUT BUTTER ON THE 11th!

Shouldn’t be too hard. I don’t like peanut butter.

Anonymous asked: your boyfriend wants to put me in an asylum tell him to stop being mean

That’s infinitely better than where I’d have you placed.

Also, asylums aren’t really around much anymore. They weren’t very effective and bred patient mistreatment. The mentally ill are typically housed in dedicated hospital wings if incapable of living on their own or with family.

Anonymous asked: LYRA, DON'T LET SCOOTALOO NEAR THE ALCOHOL AT THE PARTY! SHE'LL DRINK IT AND WIND UP IN THE HOSPITAL!

Congratulations! You’re only four (or was it five?) months late!