theblackstrawberry asked: Well it depends. I might be able to get everything done in one try but it's not up to me...
Obviously I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Prank you? I wouldn’t dream of it! I’m hurt, Lyra! :o
Right… I await your retaliation with bated breath.
Anonymous asked: Well we're not friends yet are we?
It’s an expression.
Call me Lyra.
It doesn’t sound like things went so well…
I’m glad you get a kick out of it.
High octane nightmare fuel? I mean, a little unsettling sure, but they aren’t that bad.
cranberry-scotch-replies asked: I guess that makes sense. I'm going to guess that it doesn't extend to the euphemisms like hay, horse apples, etc.
They do to some, but neither of those are necessarily euphemisms for anything terribly coarse.
cranberry-scotch-replies asked: Would you censor all instances of (insert letter here)-word? Or just those that you know have curse words as a likely intended meaning?
All. I don’t want to have to dissect somepony’s sentence structure to see if they’re using coarse language.
Anonymous asked: Hi Heartstrings!
Friends call me Lyra.
Sorry for causing you trouble! At least it’s good trouble!
I’ve only heard that one song by them.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: I love reese's, and I actually do like peanut butter. It's just I occasionally have problems remembering things properly, even if they are everyday type things.
Everypony is allowed to space now and again! It’s no problem!
Her parents might just take her away? Tha… that doesn’t really seem fair… they’d been gone from her life so long she forgot they existed and now they’re just going to act like nothing happened?
No no no.
I’ve talked with her parents a number of times over the months. I’m the one that suggested they take her to Rarity’s for the week while they were gone. They’ve been pretty cool about the whole thing!
It’s up to Sweetie Belle. I can hope that she’d choose to stay with me, but I can’t know for certain.
theblackstrawberry asked: how are you and sweetie belle? how are you and krastos? you and bon-bon?
Sweetie is with Rarity until Saturday. After that… Well, I’m not sure if she’s moving back with me or going to live with her real parents…
Boscov and I are fine. We got to spend some time together recently.
Bon-Bon and I are like usual. I may have misspoke about something she cooked, but she never stays angry too long.
She’ll probably just prank me again.
askmolestia-deactivated20140605 asked: Hm. Your tunes are considerable... but before I part, I shall release... the KRAKEN! /watch?v=pwLtUP_4Afw
Very impressive, Your Majesty.
I can’t best that, so I hope you don’t mind if I go in another direction.
temporarily-deadend-deactivated asked: You know.. I never got why you call him Boscov.
To be honest, it was from a show I really liked that didn’t last very long.
There was a bear named Boscov, and he was flippin’ awesome.
And I don’t like peanut butter either.
Entire message was based on a lie!
What about Reese’s? Do you like Reese’s?