Ask Lyra

Nov 13

Anonymous asked: Intercourse creates children.

That is the typical method for mammals.

Anonymous asked: How are you walking on sunshine?

Practice.

hornuraakemi asked: Hi Lyra! I feel bad for not talking to you in a while, so... How are you?

I’m alright. How are you? I… Um… I heard some things…

Already went to my old high school. Was a little weird seeing some of my old teachers, even if we didn’t get a chance to speak.
Chances of that happening at my old primary school are a lot less likely, considering the time difference. I’ve been...

Already went to my old high school. Was a little weird seeing some of my old teachers, even if we didn’t get a chance to speak.

Chances of that happening at my old primary school are a lot less likely, considering the time difference. I’ve been having some memories of it’s layout, though. Where carriages parked, and such.

paemerbiksem asked: vat do u meen wit vad engrish?

It’s like the older brother saying a swear because he heard the younger sibling do it and everypony laughed.

It’s not funny. You know better than that.

It’s just so inconsistent.
This is why speech detection software isn’t for everypony.
Tomorrow will be strange, though. I’m going to be working at my old primary school in Canterlot.

It’s just so inconsistent.

This is why speech detection software isn’t for everypony.

Tomorrow will be strange, though. I’m going to be working at my old primary school in Canterlot.

ask-twi asked: Hi, Miss Lyra. I can see that this is bad english weekend. I hope you don't mind pointing you at some Bad English? /watch?v=cu6pclWsxzs

Haven’t heard this one in a while.

Anonymous asked: So, you're walking on sunshine, and you know for sure that somepony loves you?

Well, I’ve known the second part.

Mostly the first.

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: OK!!?1 bat remprobe 2 kell sum prepz sow u dant bcum an anogle lik Soariun.

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Point to the words you’re trying to use.

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Lyrope r u redda 4 da excursion!!1

Nah, give me a week.

The demons are teaching me how to tap-dance.

Anonymous asked: How has your day been, minty? /watch?v=z579e33SGh0

This is what you sent.

This is the answer to your question.

flapperreturns asked: You and I

Just the two of us.

Sorry, on a bit of a kick today.

colorsymphony-deactivated201312 asked: me and twilight are both purple

Of varying shades, but yes.

Anonymous asked: How many packs do you smoke per day?

Zero. Alcohol is enough for this mare.

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letterstoapplebloom replied to your photo: Something I made in Minecraft. Won’t say on what…
Ya’ll aint got no good texture packs?

Nah. I’ve never been one for mods. I just play things as default.