Ask Lyra

Nov 13

askgreenlink-blog asked: *marches around, wearing the bremen mask and playing a marching parade music with my ocarina*

You see the strangest things walking home at night.

hornuraakemi asked: I am feeling better, in a way. I'm working my hardest to fix what I screwed up. It's not something I'm proud of whatsoever. Erm, how's Sweetie Belle and Boscov?

Well, Sweetie might not be updating her page in a while, but she’s fine. Just focusing on the real world right now.

Boscov is great! I was just heading home from visiting with him, actually. Sweetie and I are going to his place tomorrow night for dinner!

ask-miss-cynthia-shy-blog asked: Lyra?, I was thinking m-maybe you can preform for my wedding?

Another wedding?

Have we met before?

Anonymous asked: You want to do it in the butt? Ooookay!

That’s funny. I don’t recall saying that.

Anonymous asked: *Patiently waits for Lyra to get back to me on that* Are you going to get back to me on that soon?

Yeah, everything’s cool. I just needed to check something.

Anyway, I’m walking on sunshine because I’m in a good mood. Though admittedly, there’s not a whole lot of sunshine left considering it’s nighttime.

Anonymous asked: Why are you walking on sunshine?

Let me get back to you on that.

Anonymous asked: Intercourse creates children.

That is the typical method for mammals.

Anonymous asked: How are you walking on sunshine?

Practice.

hornuraakemi asked: Hi Lyra! I feel bad for not talking to you in a while, so... How are you?

I’m alright. How are you? I… Um… I heard some things…

Already went to my old high school. Was a little weird seeing some of my old teachers, even if we didn’t get a chance to speak.
Chances of that happening at my old primary school are a lot less likely, considering the time difference. I’ve been...

Already went to my old high school. Was a little weird seeing some of my old teachers, even if we didn’t get a chance to speak.

Chances of that happening at my old primary school are a lot less likely, considering the time difference. I’ve been having some memories of it’s layout, though. Where carriages parked, and such.

paemerbiksem asked: vat do u meen wit vad engrish?

It’s like the older brother saying a swear because he heard the younger sibling do it and everypony laughed.

It’s not funny. You know better than that.

It’s just so inconsistent.
This is why speech detection software isn’t for everypony.
Tomorrow will be strange, though. I’m going to be working at my old primary school in Canterlot.

It’s just so inconsistent.

This is why speech detection software isn’t for everypony.

Tomorrow will be strange, though. I’m going to be working at my old primary school in Canterlot.

ask-twi asked: Hi, Miss Lyra. I can see that this is bad english weekend. I hope you don't mind pointing you at some Bad English? /watch?v=cu6pclWsxzs

Haven’t heard this one in a while.

Anonymous asked: So, you're walking on sunshine, and you know for sure that somepony loves you?

Well, I’ve known the second part.

Mostly the first.

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: OK!!?1 bat remprobe 2 kell sum prepz sow u dant bcum an anogle lik Soariun.

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