Ask Lyra

Nov 13

ask-fluttershy-2-deactivated201 asked: Hey Lyra, how have things been going? c:

Great! Thanks for asking!

How are you Fluttershy? I don’t suppose we talk all that often.

Anonymous asked: *slaps flank* Nice and plump~

Thanks. I try to do some exercises every now and again.

By the way, I got home like ten minutes ago. Gonna have to be faster than that if you’re going to attempt to sexually assault somepony.

And get your nose broken.

O~h! Mister Krinkle! Of course! Sorry about that. Not that I ever understood what was being said in that song.
Primus’ got some good stuff! (That doesn’t involve cursing)

O~h! Mister Krinkle! Of course! Sorry about that. Not that I ever understood what was being said in that song.

Primus’ got some good stuff! (That doesn’t involve cursing)

Anonymous asked: Why isn't Boscov walking you home? Doesn't he care if you get mugged or something?

No offense to Boscov, but if something manages to take me out, there’s not a whole lot he’d be able to do.

I’m not the helpless filly from years past. I wouldn’t be around if I still was.

Anonymous asked: Ma, don't you recognize me, your own daughter?! Wait, you're a unicorn! I apologize miss, it's just your green, and I tend to mistake ponies very easily.

It’s alright. Though you might not want to try telling all that to Granny Smith.

ibsosorry-deactivated20121118 asked: Some random person comes up to you and starts wailing about protecting the children from demons so that they don't wind up like them, and that's not creepy? If that's not creepy, what is?

Maybe it’s just a misunderstanding, or they could be rehearsing lines for a play.

Anonymous asked: cutiepoxes!

Heard that’s what Applebloom had.

I’d never heard of it personally, and to be honest I don’t think anypony else had either. But you don’t need a high school education to know that when something has the word ‘pox’ in it, you run.

Anonymous asked: hey-ho mister krinkle have you heard the brand new sound? it's a cross between jimmi hendrix, boccephus, cher, and james brown, it's called heavy hometown new wave cold filtered low calorie dry. tell me mister krinkle tell my why?

Scripture?! Are you quotin’ scripture?!

ibsosorry-deactivated20121118 asked: I don't get the reference of the demon-anon, and quite frankly, it's pretty creepy.

Eh… It hasn’t crossed the line to creepy yet for me.

Anonymous asked: If his name is Krastos, why do you call him Boscov? Does that mean something in another language?

Answered this pretty recently.

Anonymous asked: This isn't a reference! The demons are coming, Ma! And I don't want them harming my foals!

Why are you calling me ‘Ma’ and badgering me in the street in the middle of the night? I just want to go home. I have work in the morning.

Anonymous asked: The demons, mama Smith, the demons are coming! Take care of the foals! Tell them we're sorry, but their mother and father are going to die for the awful things they've done! I don't want them to be like us. Keep them safe.

Yet another reference I don’t get.

ibsosorry-deactivated20121118 asked: Methinks creepy anon was making a reference to a certain techno-comedy song by an artist called Samwell.

I’ll take your word for it. Thanks for letting me know, though!

askgreenlink-blog asked: *marches around, wearing the bremen mask and playing a marching parade music with my ocarina*

You see the strangest things walking home at night.

hornuraakemi asked: I am feeling better, in a way. I'm working my hardest to fix what I screwed up. It's not something I'm proud of whatsoever. Erm, how's Sweetie Belle and Boscov?

Well, Sweetie might not be updating her page in a while, but she’s fine. Just focusing on the real world right now.

Boscov is great! I was just heading home from visiting with him, actually. Sweetie and I are going to his place tomorrow night for dinner!