Okay, so I had some ponies expressing interest in this post I made earlier today about something I made in Minecraft. I asked the server admin, and she said if you wanted to join the server, you’re welcome to send her a message!
theblackstrawberry asked: Oh okay then... Good night Lyra. Pleasant dreams.
Good night, Strawberry. Sleep well.
theblackstrawberry asked: Hi Lyra, how are you?
I’m pretty good. Getting ready for bed, though.
Anonymous asked: Ya had sex with the bear tonight, didn't ya?
While that happens to be none of your business…
crimsonsnight asked: So... Y'er a biped too, I hear?
Occasionally, if it’s convenient. But I have to use magic to stabilize myself.
This Lyra can walk on two hooves unaided.
Anonymous asked: I'm implying that young foals are impressionable, and that bears have poor table manners. I'm further implying that the mixture of those two facts will lead to disaster.
Boscov is an absolute gentlepony-… uh… Bear. His manners are better than mine!
You are ill-informed of a situation that doesn’t involve you in the slightest. Good day.
Anonymous asked: *phases through the glass*
*Temporarily gains the Midas Touch.*
*Touches Anon.*
*Loses power.*
*Sells golden Anon for cash.*
*Wins the day.*
It’s fun to pretend.
Anonymous asked: You're having Sweetie eat dinner with a bear? She might start to imitate it, and then her table manners will be ruined FOREVER! Please reconsider what you're doing, Lyra.
What exactly are you implying?
Anonymous asked: *breaks in window and buries his face in her plot*
After Mister Bruce Wayne was kind enough to donate a metric ton of money, I had all the windows replaced with reinforced, enchanted, impact-proof glass.
Have fun trying to break it. I’m going to call the guard.
ask-fluttershy-2-deactivated201 asked: Hey Lyra, how have things been going? c:
Great! Thanks for asking!
How are you Fluttershy? I don’t suppose we talk all that often.
Anonymous asked: *slaps flank* Nice and plump~
Thanks. I try to do some exercises every now and again.
By the way, I got home like ten minutes ago. Gonna have to be faster than that if you’re going to attempt to sexually assault somepony.
And get your nose broken.
O~h! Mister Krinkle! Of course! Sorry about that. Not that I ever understood what was being said in that song.
Primus’ got some good stuff! (That doesn’t involve cursing)
Anonymous asked: Why isn't Boscov walking you home? Doesn't he care if you get mugged or something?
No offense to Boscov, but if something manages to take me out, there’s not a whole lot he’d be able to do.
I’m not the helpless filly from years past. I wouldn’t be around if I still was.
Anonymous asked: Ma, don't you recognize me, your own daughter?! Wait, you're a unicorn! I apologize miss, it's just your green, and I tend to mistake ponies very easily.
It’s alright. Though you might not want to try telling all that to Granny Smith.
ibsosorry-deactivated20121118 asked: Some random person comes up to you and starts wailing about protecting the children from demons so that they don't wind up like them, and that's not creepy? If that's not creepy, what is?
Maybe it’s just a misunderstanding, or they could be rehearsing lines for a play.