Ask Lyra

Nov 15

rubysstuffblog asked: Hey Lyra, I love it up here, how about you? (I live in Canada by the way)

Uh… Yeah. Ponyville is pretty nice.

Don’t know about calling it “up here”, though.

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, how can I help make you happier?

Stop worshiping the ground I trot on and be happier yourself.

I want a friend, not a religious follower.

Wow! I got a bunch of messages!

Sorry! After Sweetie and I left Boscov’s (after a delightful dinner) I popped on to Minecraft and ran into Scooc! We played for hours! Found an abandoned mineshaft, retrieved some melon seeds, fought hoards of poisonous spiders. It was a blast!

I’ll have to get to the messages tomorrow; I gotta get to bed. I have work in the morning!

Nov 14

Anonymous asked: ur waifu, ber husbando?

Uh-uh.

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Hey Lyra, sorry it's taken so long, but the green bean casserole is just about done.

Alright, Sweetie and I will be over in a jiffy!

theblackstrawberry asked: oh yeah... my mistake. You still are going to be though, and I dont think there's much I can do to change that...

You could stop raising me up on a pedestal and just see me as an equal.

theblackstrawberry asked: I know, but you are my friend, my hero, my idol. Unless you decide to teach me and/or adopt me, what else could i ask for? I admire every part of you!

I could just be your friend. I don’t need to be your hero, and certainly not your idol.

Also… Maybe watch your wording on that last sentence…

nadinasneedles-blog asked: OH... oh geeze, sorry. I didn't mean to... um... sorry.

It’s alright.

That’s part of the reason I don’t talk about them.

theblackstrawberry asked: You should believe that "Admiring Lyra" will always be on my list of things to do. If it ever got erased it would mean that I'm done admiring you... That will never happen. ever.

You don’t have to admire me, you know.

nadinasneedles-blog asked: Oh, no, that's not what I mean. You said you already had permanent markings. I assumed you meant tattoos.

I meant scars, but no pony wants to hear about those.

I cover them up with makeup.

Anonymous asked: Why wouldn't you answer it? :<

I wonder.

I get enough creepy comments. Last thing I want to do is exacerbate things.

nadinasneedles-blog asked: So... is that a yes?

It is not, no.

You might be able to get some foals on-board with some temporary tattoos, if you can do that.

Anonymous asked: ur waifu, i husbando?

Getting colder again.

When I first woke up from my nap, I thought about possibly answering this.
Now that I’m awake, I know better.

When I first woke up from my nap, I thought about possibly answering this.

Now that I’m awake, I know better.

nadinasneedles-blog asked: Have you ever thought about getting a tattoo?

I have enough permanent markings on my body.