Anonymous asked: Do you think Sweetie Belle could be a robot?
Even if I knew she wasn’t, no.
There’s no way a robot could have emotions like her.
Anonymous asked: Are you good at telling whether or not someone is wearing a disguise?
To what extent?
I mean, when Rarity and Applejack switched places during that relay-race, I certainly couldn’t tell the difference.
Anonymous asked: If you had the money, would you become a philantrophist?
Maybe…
I mean, probably.
Anonymous asked: What would you do if some young filly approached you and begged to become your apprentice?
Redirect their misguided adoration to somepony that can actually help.
Anonymous asked: How was your day, Fred?
I ate some nachos and had the opportunity to spell my name real good.
F-R-E-D
F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R
Fred Fredburger-Yes!
Anonymous asked: /watch?v=DdLItBSdW9s
Eh, not bad. (Warning: coarse language)
The tracks sounded better individually, though.
rubysstuffblog asked: Hey Lyra, I love it up here, how about you? (I live in Canada by the way)
Uh… Yeah. Ponyville is pretty nice.
Don’t know about calling it “up here”, though.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, how can I help make you happier?
Stop worshiping the ground I trot on and be happier yourself.
I want a friend, not a religious follower.
Sorry! After Sweetie and I left Boscov’s (after a delightful dinner) I popped on to Minecraft and ran into Scooc! We played for hours! Found an abandoned mineshaft, retrieved some melon seeds, fought hoards of poisonous spiders. It was a blast!
I’ll have to get to the messages tomorrow; I gotta get to bed. I have work in the morning!
Anonymous asked: ur waifu, ber husbando?
Uh-uh.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Hey Lyra, sorry it's taken so long, but the green bean casserole is just about done.
Alright, Sweetie and I will be over in a jiffy!
theblackstrawberry asked: oh yeah... my mistake. You still are going to be though, and I dont think there's much I can do to change that...
You could stop raising me up on a pedestal and just see me as an equal.
theblackstrawberry asked: I know, but you are my friend, my hero, my idol. Unless you decide to teach me and/or adopt me, what else could i ask for? I admire every part of you!
I could just be your friend. I don’t need to be your hero, and certainly not your idol.
Also… Maybe watch your wording on that last sentence…
nadinasneedles-blog asked: OH... oh geeze, sorry. I didn't mean to... um... sorry.
It’s alright.
That’s part of the reason I don’t talk about them.
theblackstrawberry asked: You should believe that "Admiring Lyra" will always be on my list of things to do. If it ever got erased it would mean that I'm done admiring you... That will never happen. ever.
You don’t have to admire me, you know.